That is a hilarious and brilliant suggestion.
This weekend I was re-organizing the kitchen to deal with my renewed commitment to cooking and the consequent kitchen gift items from the holiday. I spent some time alternately regretting "there's no room in the cabinets!" "the fridge is empty!" "there's no room in the cabinets!" "the fridge is empty!" and those thoughts occurred seven more times and then I started stuffing shit in the fridge.
I do already have a bunch of stuff in there that doesn't strictly need to be, like 800 unopened jars of jam.
Oops, don't know why I posted that here.
I do already have a bunch of stuff in there that doesn't strictly need to be, like 800 unopened jars of jam.
You're going to need a lot of toast.
You're going to need a lot of toast.
"We're gonna need a bigger toaster."
You ought to have a Def Jam party.
Most of the time, at least 10%, if not more, of my dishes and pans live in the dishwasher and stove. Actually, if you count from the stuff I use on a regular basis, it's more like 95%.
You probably should also promote a lot of lesbian organizations to build up your toaster supply.
Don't forget to consider a Cylon invasion.