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Gris - Nov 18, 2008 11:02:48 am PST #8099 of 25501
Hey. New board.

Hi Hive.

I'm playing around, yet again, with creating a web page, and have run into a basic CSS problem that I just can't solve.

I want the top of my page to have some title text and a subtitle to the left, with a picture to the right. The picture may change size based on other inputs, but i always want the title text to be aligned with the bottom of the picture. For some reason, i can't figure out how to make this work - honestly, I'm still wrapping my head around divs and classes and boxes and so forth, and get myself confused a lot. Float Right seems to make it hard to align text with the bottom of the picture.

What I want is this:

                     ________________
                    |              |
                    |  Picture     |
                    |              |
   TITLE TEXT       |              |
  subtitle text     ----------------
All other stuff goes down here.

Any help?


Tom Scola - Nov 19, 2008 5:05:32 am PST #8100 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Do I want this or this?


tommyrot - Nov 19, 2008 6:44:22 am PST #8101 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm guessing this is paranoia, but I don't have the time right now to look into it.

AND NOW THE MANCHURIAN MICROCHIP

All computers on the market today — be they Dell, Toshiba, Sony, Apple or especially IBM — are assembled with components manufactured inside the PRC. Each component produced by the Chinese, according to a reliable source within the intelligence community, is secretly equipped with a hidden microchip that can be activated any time by China’s military intelligence services, the PLA.

If you read the whole thing, it sounds like what the Cylons did to disable the Colonial defense computers, except this is a hardware thing....

eta: And supposedly it's geared just to collecting data.


amych - Nov 19, 2008 6:58:45 am PST #8102 of 25501
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No definite disproof -- it's an amusing meme to watch, though. About a month ago, it made the rounds (copied nearly verbatim, of course, except that nobody can decide if the guy is FBI, CIA, retired FBI...) of a bunch of the right-wing conspiracy sites (freepers, militia types, anti-chinese, anti-foreigners in general), and then disappeared until yesterday, when it's resurfaced on geek blogs.

That in itself makes me a little suspicious, but again, no debunkers yet. Wait a few hours.


Theodosia - Nov 19, 2008 7:01:14 am PST #8103 of 25501
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tom, my preference would be for the multi-purpose printer, but then I print out pages for home use all the time, and desk space is always at a premium.


Jon B. - Nov 19, 2008 7:33:32 am PST #8104 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Do I want this or this?

If you like the Epson, you can get it for less direct from epson.com: $230 and free shipping.


NoiseDesign - Nov 19, 2008 12:57:22 pm PST #8105 of 25501
Our wings are not tired

I've got the HP 7680 and 7780 and both of them have been wonderful printers. They aren't cheap, but they deliver. Looks like the HP you linked to is a stripped down version of that product line.


omnis_audis - Nov 19, 2008 3:20:09 pm PST #8106 of 25501
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

As you might recall, the work laptop was having wi-fi issues. I brought it to the Genius Bar, and they re-installed the OS on top (I think that's how they phrased it), so not wiping the drive, and leaving the applications and documents, just reinstalling the system. They said it could cause havoc with some applications.

Two of the apps I have been having trouble with just would not open. Not even into the splash screen. Last night, on a whim of boredom in tech rehearsal, I opened Vectorworks, and it actually opened! So then I try ProTools, and it too is working again!

Um. does OS-X have some kind of self-healing thing? Has it gone Borg or Wraith on me? If so. Totally cool. If not, I'm wondering if it's going to STOP working again on me.


Allyson - Nov 21, 2008 8:42:31 am PST #8107 of 25501
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm looking for library software, something where I can enter case files (PDFs), contacts, log calls and flag for follow-up...and be able to export into excel to play with data.

Any recs?


omnis_audis - Nov 21, 2008 10:27:31 am PST #8108 of 25501
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

funny thing here at work. OK, so we are using a little model airplane remote to control a chair on stage. It moves left right forward back kind of thing (Marley proving he is real, scoops up Scrooge and shuffles him around the room). So the crew is charging up the transmitters battery, and notice the wall wart has two LED's, one labeled TX, the other RX. Only the TX is lit. So they call me over:

We dunno what the TX and RX stands for. I guessed the TX was lit because it knew we were in Texas. And the RX is for prescription because we work in theater. But Travis doubts that's the reasons.

Of course, the charger is used for both the remote control (TX) and the airplane receiver (RX). Since we are only using the remote control, only that LED is lit. Still, it was kinda funny. As if a little wall wart knew what state it was in, and had a light just for Texas.