The almost unbelievable feats of Remington Rand Univac in computing, sorting, classifying and reporting business data enable management executives to formulate \"fact-powered\" decisions
If only the Bush administration had one of those...
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."
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Jon B. - Jan 09, 2007 5:30:25 am PST #75 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
amych - Jan 09, 2007 5:32:34 am PST #76 of 25501
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Do computers come with "fact power" anymore?
Maybe that's what the Steve will be announcing today....
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:13:44 am PST #77 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is there gonna be a watch-n-post for the Apple Keynote? I'm not gonna follow it myself, but I was hoping someone would post highlights here as they happened.
amych - Jan 09, 2007 6:18:21 am PST #78 of 25501
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It looks like I may have to miss today's keynote (and it's the only w-n-p I ever do anymore!). I know that macrumors is planning to have their usual feed updates going.
DXMachina - Jan 09, 2007 6:18:38 am PST #79 of 25501
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Maybe that's what the Steve will be announcing today....
It's... the iVac
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:19:52 am PST #80 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's... the iVac
With the new ivi text editor....
Tom Scola - Jan 09, 2007 7:43:40 am PST #81 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So far we've got the Apple TV thing that they've talked about before, and a wide screen iPod...
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 7:44:09 am PST #82 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. Apple's introducing all kinds of stuff....
iTV, widescreen iPod, phone, "internet communicator"
eta: 'widescreen iPod, phone, "internet communicator"' is one device.
(am waiting for boss to get off phone so I can do work)
Tom Scola - Jan 09, 2007 7:51:07 am PST #83 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
It has no buttons!
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 7:52:08 am PST #84 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anyone have a picture? They're not loading anymore on MacRumors....