Apple keynote in 30 minutes!
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."
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Tom Scola - Jun 09, 2008 7:29:32 am PDT #6477 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
tommyrot - Jun 09, 2008 7:35:06 am PDT #6478 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's also a song:
Best not make any plans today.
The Apple store is down,
new shit is on its way.
A tablet Mac or new SDK.
Doesn't matter,'cause it's Apple, As long as Steve goes slow in the keynote:
"Had a great business year, our future success is clear.
CHORUS
But I have just one more thing to show before I disappear.
And I think it's the most exciting thing that we are gonna launch this year.
Boom it's here.
BB Gadgets song: "Apple Store Is Down" (has link to mp3)
Tom Scola - Jun 09, 2008 8:03:29 am PDT #6479 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Al Gore is in the house!
Steph L. - Jun 09, 2008 8:05:10 am PDT #6480 of 25501
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
So, he would be iGore?....
(Come on; there was NO WAY I could avoid making that joke....)
Jessica - Jun 09, 2008 8:06:25 am PDT #6481 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The iGore! I picture it as an iPhone widget that tells you your carbon footprint.
tommyrot - Jun 09, 2008 8:06:49 am PDT #6482 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, he would be iGore?....
Wouldn't iGore have a hump?
Ginger - Jun 09, 2008 8:10:16 am PDT #6483 of 25501
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Hump? What hump?
tommyrot - Jun 09, 2008 8:16:29 am PDT #6484 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
iGore ≈ Igor.
-t - Jun 09, 2008 8:21:04 am PDT #6485 of 25501
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yeah, but "what hump?" was Marty Feldman's line.
tommyrot - Jun 09, 2008 8:21:55 am PDT #6486 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh. Duh.
eta: Haven't seen that film in ages....