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SuziQ - Jan 08, 2008 5:33:28 am PST #4159 of 25501
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

but the trackpoint continues to strike me as the stupidest input idea in the history of computing.

Is that the nipple or clit looking thing in the middle of the keyboard?

One of the best aspects of left-mousing in an office environments is that it disinclines most coworkers from using your workstation.

Absolutely. I love the gobsmacked look someone gets when they try to use my set-up. When tech support takes over my computer long distance sometimes I'm nice and tell them the "right-mouse-click" and "left-mouse-click" are reversed. Usually depends on how condesending they have been with me.


amych - Jan 08, 2008 5:45:18 am PST #4160 of 25501
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is that the nipple or clit looking thing in the middle of the keyboard?

That's the one. I've been calling it the "keyboard clitoris" for years, occasionally to the very wrongest audiences...


Jon B. - Jan 08, 2008 6:21:51 am PST #4161 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The mouse seems bigger when you use the opposite hand.


SuziQ - Jan 08, 2008 6:38:13 am PST #4162 of 25501
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The mouse seems bigger when you use the opposite hand.

Maybe that explains Evil Jimi's left handed proclivities.


Ginger - Jan 08, 2008 6:44:41 am PST #4163 of 25501
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have tried switching the mouse, but I am so very right handed and a lot of what I do is graphics. I never use the number pad.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2008 6:46:34 am PST #4164 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't use a mouse left-handed for shit. But I can use a trackpad with either hand equally well.


Gudanov - Jan 08, 2008 7:00:22 am PST #4165 of 25501
Coding and Sleeping

I can switch mouse hands without any problem, but I don't change the buttons when I switch sides.


Glamcookie - Jan 08, 2008 7:35:21 am PST #4166 of 25501
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Is that the nipple or clit looking thing in the middle of the keyboard?

Ha! I call it the nubbin.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2008 7:49:19 am PST #4167 of 25501
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is that the nipple or clit looking thing in the middle of the keyboard?

Ha! I call it the nubbin.

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Theodosia - Jan 08, 2008 8:17:56 am PST #4168 of 25501
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

At my last job, we exclusively used IBM/Lenovo laptops, so it was learn to use the trackpoint or else have to roll a mouse around on my knee -- I got really good at it eventually.

Then I had to relearn using a trackpad for the iBook.

After all the solitaire-playing with my left hand, I started up with the graphics without any problem at all. I guess that even mild vice can have its rewards.