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§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 9:25:55 am PDT #2361 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Excel's not for records. Access is for records.

I know, I know--that ship has sailed and it's a de facto database for many people, but it's so damned broken that way I've given up on trying to fix it with shoestrings and ceiling wax.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 07, 2007 9:30:26 am PDT #2362 of 25496
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The problem with Access is that when you open it up, as a person who jsut wants to do a mail merge, it is very confusing. Most people at my job just actually TYPE ALL THEIR MAILING LISTS DIRECTLY ONTO LABELS IN WORD and then HAND PICK THROUGH THEM TO MAIL THE ITEMS or merge to lists. So, using excel is an improvement, I think.

I am not sure I understand why it needs your cells to be all one size, or why they wouldn't be. I feel like I could probably fix it if you emailed it to me...


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 9:31:49 am PDT #2363 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You can sort "by record" in Excel - just select the entire range of stuff you want sorted and use the sort function (under the Data menu).

The sort function keeps telling me that my cells have to be the same size.

OK, I don't understand what's going on here.


Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 9:35:06 am PDT #2364 of 25496
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Beej, you probably have some merged cells in the list you're trying to sort.


sumi - Aug 07, 2007 9:38:56 am PDT #2365 of 25496
Art Crawl!!!

Sophia do you have Word 2007? Because the mail merge for that is really very good.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 07, 2007 9:42:53 am PDT #2366 of 25496
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't sumi--we only end up getting new computers/software about every 6 years!

I ended up learning enough access that it is no longer confusing to me, and now we are actually spending the money to get a database built, which is great! But a large number of people admins here really do not have the skills or the desire to take it upon themselves to be more "computer savvy", and pretty much act like a computer is a giant typewriters, so they here send me their "mailing lists" typed on labels, at which point I have to merge and sort and de-duplicate them.

Edit- I know I am spewing vitriol, but I have to do this A LOT, and I am constantly saying "at least put in in excel, even if you don't understand access"


beekaytee - Aug 07, 2007 9:47:49 am PDT #2367 of 25496
Compassionately intolerant

I know, I know--that ship has sailed and it's a de facto database for many people, but it's so damned broken that way I've given up on trying to fix it with shoestrings and ceiling wax.

Le sigh.

My mac version of excel is not giving me the sort by record option. And the 'cells must be identical size' thing isn't going away. I even made all the cells the same size. No joy.


Ginger - Aug 07, 2007 10:23:03 am PDT #2368 of 25496
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

For me, doing mailmerge out of a Word table works better, actually.


meara - Aug 07, 2007 10:37:21 am PDT #2369 of 25496

Beej, you need to unmerge the cells. Then you can sort. Highlight them all, go to Format Cells, and there should be a button that has "merge cells" checked, and you need to uncheck it.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 07, 2007 10:39:43 am PDT #2370 of 25496
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

For me, doing mailmerge out of a Word table works better, actually.

I can't deal with word tables for some reason. How would that work? If I need a table in word, I usually make it in excel and import it!

I think I have a weird learning curve, though, because I learned to do anything mail mergy with Filemaker, and then moved to an environment where form letters are created by manually typing in the person's name, then hitting print. I tend to know there is a better way, but really have to persevere to figure it out. Before this job, the only Microsoft product that I used for anything was Excel.