Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."

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Tom Scola - Oct 22, 2013 8:38:41 am PDT #23172 of 25496
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The new release of OS X is free!

The new MacPros are $3K.


amych - Oct 22, 2013 8:40:01 am PDT #23173 of 25496
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The new MacPros are $3K.

Sure, but they come with a free copy of the OS.


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2013 8:49:47 am PDT #23174 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not named after cats anymore.

Also, tags.


tommyrot - Oct 22, 2013 8:53:13 am PDT #23175 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Not named after cats anymore.

I'm sad there never was an OS X Sphynx. Or OS X Hairless Cat.


Jessica - Oct 22, 2013 9:23:23 am PDT #23176 of 25496
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I recently bought this bluetooth headset and so far I haven't been able to get any of the buttons on the device to work.

It says it's paired with my iPhone (4, running iOS 7) and it does transmit audio, but the play/pause, volume, ff/rw buttons are totally non-functional.

This is the first bluetooth headset I've had on iOS (my last was with my Treo) - is this sort of thing a common problem? Or do I just have a dud unit?


§ ita § - Oct 22, 2013 9:53:09 am PDT #23177 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I overheard tech support at work trying to talk someone through setting their iPhone up as the mike/speakers for their laptop, so they could speak into it while using the software phone.

Has anyone heard of that? Is it doable?


SuziQ - Oct 22, 2013 10:08:51 am PDT #23178 of 25496
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Jessica, I have a bluetooth Jawbone and use it with my iPhone (5, running iOS 7) and haven't had a problem. But I don't have any fancy buttons either.


tommyrot - Oct 22, 2013 10:17:01 am PDT #23179 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jessica, did you install the drivers for your HBS-730? Maybe that's what makes the buttons work.

eta: Drivers are needed for Android. So far I haven't seen that they're needed for iOS.


Jessica - Oct 22, 2013 10:59:18 am PDT #23180 of 25496
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't even know where I'd begin to do that - I've never had to install driver in iOS before.


tommyrot - Oct 22, 2013 11:05:46 am PDT #23181 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I did read cases where the HBS-730 works fine in iOS 4 but the buttons stopped working in iOS 5 and iOS 6.