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NoiseDesign - May 08, 2012 1:23:12 pm PDT #20021 of 25501
Our wings are not tired

That xkcd describes far to much of my life.


omnis_audis - May 08, 2012 2:49:51 pm PDT #20022 of 25501
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Yup. It needs a "Well, you do realize, that product was not developed for the purpose you are using it for, so we can not support the problem you are experiencing" from tech support, and it'd wrap up my tech support life perfectly.


NoiseDesign - May 08, 2012 3:50:10 pm PDT #20023 of 25501
Our wings are not tired

I'm always doing this. "Well it says in your specification that it can do all of these things, and that this is the technical limit." The response, "We actually didn't expect someone to try to make it do all of those things AT ONCE!" My retort, "Well, I guess it isn't out of beta yet then, is it? Get back to work!"


tommyrot - May 08, 2012 4:52:50 pm PDT #20024 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Well, I guess it isn't out of beta yet then, is it? Get back to work!"

Heh.

ION,

Palm-sized USB fuel cell packs lots of juice, on sale this year

Lilliputian Systems is not a big name in portable power, but they have some big ideas, and this year, they've promised a big product: a fuel cell generator the size of a smartphone that will be able to generate enough power on one cartridge of butane to charge an iPhone up to 14 times. Goodbye batteries, hello liquid electricity.

Later this year, you'll be able to pick up Lilliputian Systems' portable USB power source from Brookstone for an undisclosed sum. It runs off of a special lighter-sized cartridge full of butane that'll cost you a couple bucks per, and will charge anything you can plug into it with a USB cable. When the cartridge runs dry, just pop in another one and you're fully recharged. It's simple, it's cheap, it's portable, it's reliable, and it's about time.

The rest of the article is a rant about how it requires proprietary butane cartridges. Dunno how much it'll cost.


Toddson - May 09, 2012 5:07:31 am PDT #20025 of 25501
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Something I saw today:

Something you rarely heard during Alexander Graham Bell's time: "Dammit -- I just dropped my phone in the toilet."


tommyrot - May 09, 2012 5:10:18 am PDT #20026 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, the very first words spoken over a phone were, "Watson, I need you!"

Maybe Bell needed Watson to retrieve his phone from the toilet.

(Or maybe Bell said, "Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you." I've read conflicting things.)


Zenkitty - May 09, 2012 5:19:41 pm PDT #20027 of 25501
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yeah, we figured out that QT10.1 is calculating total bitrate (bits/seconds) instead of average bitrate, which takes into account interframe compression.

I don't know why I read this thread. I'm like the dog in that Far Side cartoon. "Blah blah blah Ginger blah blah video blah blah Apple blah!"


Theodosia - May 10, 2012 3:23:34 am PDT #20028 of 25501
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Say i wanted to give a less-than-totally legal large mp4 to a friend and didn't want her to risk getting in trouble. This is totally theoretical, you understand....

What transfer site/system would you recommend, especially one that a less-than-technically adept friend could open and download said file?

I feel so out of it -- it's been a while since I (theoretically) did this.


Jon B. - May 10, 2012 3:39:33 am PDT #20029 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Dropbox. You put it in your public folder and send your friend the URL. Use my referral link and we get extra space! :) [link]


Theodosia - May 10, 2012 3:57:56 am PDT #20030 of 25501
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Thanks Jon! If I were to transfer greyishly-legal materials, that would be very useful. ::looks shifty::