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§ ita § - May 29, 2007 4:49:46 pm PDT #1725 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

New category of mobile device? Let me bate my breath a second...


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 5:08:50 pm PDT #1726 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It had to happen. OK, probably, anyway... This shit had me LOL!

LOLCODE

COUNT!!1:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
	UP VAR!!1
	VISIBLE VAR
	IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

FILEZORZ:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE


le nubian - May 29, 2007 5:17:29 pm PDT #1727 of 25496
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Gris,

after the fiasco that is the Palm Lifedrive, I'm not going to get excited about any palm/palm-related product. My lifedrive is a friggin doorstop after 1 year of use.


Jessica - May 29, 2007 5:37:02 pm PDT #1728 of 25496
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I HAS A VAR

Bwah!


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 5:42:17 pm PDT #1729 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think my fave is the error branch:

O NOES


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 6:09:05 pm PDT #1730 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I would really love to be able to open files read-only from my right mouse click menu.

You're talking XP, right?

You could write a DOS script that would do the opening, assuming you could pass the file name (of the highlighted file) to the script. Then you'd add the DOS script to the "open with" option (which I know is easily done).


§ ita § - May 29, 2007 6:36:21 pm PDT #1731 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You could write a DOS script that would do the opening, assuming you could pass the file name (of the highlighted file) to the script

Would that be app independent?

You know what? I miss switches. I mean, I assume and even know they're still out there, but last time I tried to research Eudora's startup switches it was so overly difficult...


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 6:46:59 pm PDT #1732 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Would that be app independent?

DOS can tell the underlying XP OS to open a particular file and XP then picks the correct app based on the usual file-type association. For example, I type an Excel file name on the DOS command line and Excel starts with the file I typed open.

Not sure if there's a "read only" switch for DOS.


§ ita § - May 29, 2007 7:16:56 pm PDT #1733 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not sure if there's a "read only" switch for DOS.

Then I don't think I understand your suggestion.


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 7:26:52 pm PDT #1734 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, I was hoping there'd be one. Maybe I'll look when I'm sober.