Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.

Spike ,'Potential'


Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."

Got a question about technology? Ask it here. Discussion of hardware, software, TiVos, multi-region DVDs, Windows, Macs, LINUX, hand-helds, iPods, anything tech related. Better than any helpdesk!


§ ita § - Oct 25, 2010 7:11:11 am PDT #15311 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jon, how are you liking Opera Mini? The touchscreen functionality is dodgy on mine, but I was surprised to discover mousing.


Jon B. - Oct 25, 2010 7:16:58 am PDT #15312 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I haven't used been using a browser that much -- so far it's been mostly gmail, facebook, mapping and various photo apps. What do you mean by mousing?


§ ita § - Oct 25, 2010 7:20:48 am PDT #15313 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a pointer arrow. The screen works for scrolling, but only sometimes for clicking on links. Then I hit my...trackball thingy, and got a pointer on the screen, which I've never seen on another app.

I'm using it right now because I'm logged in to a bunch of stuff on Dolphin. It's irritating because the text corrections don't work in it, so I have to do my own capitalisation and punctuation. Very fiddly.


Jon B. - Oct 25, 2010 8:21:13 am PDT #15314 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Ahh, my tracking thingie doesn't work very well, so I hadn't used it. But I just tried and, yeah, pointer arrow! How odd.

I'll download Dolphin and try that out for awhile.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2010 9:25:19 am PDT #15315 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Interface Message Processor (IMP) – The First Internet Router

Steve Jurvetson shot this photo of a Interface Message Processor (IMP) made by BBN, which was as used as a router by APRANET to create one of the first nodes Internet in 1969. It is part of an upcoming exhibition at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, CA.


Shir - Oct 25, 2010 12:40:02 pm PDT #15316 of 25501
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Nothing to see.


§ ita § - Oct 25, 2010 12:43:46 pm PDT #15317 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, it's not the place. You need to pursue that sort of hacking on the down low, not here on the board.


Shir - Oct 25, 2010 12:50:17 pm PDT #15318 of 25501
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Will do. Thanks.


DCJensen - Oct 25, 2010 5:19:57 pm PDT #15319 of 25501
All is well that ends in pizza.

Obviously that could be rewritten to get rid of the YK3 issue, but here's a place where SQL could use a built-in variable for positive infinity, like some languages do.

I'd program it for 12/31/9999, because I'm a very strange man...


DCJensen - Oct 25, 2010 5:24:50 pm PDT #15320 of 25501
All is well that ends in pizza.

I have apparently managed to boot my 400MHZ G4 box to boot on a hard drive with Leopard installed.

To quote that old mainframe song "Do It Yourself:"

...it crashes every hour, and it isn't worth a damn,
But I'm satisfied because it runs just like an IBM!