Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."

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§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 2:14:54 pm PST #11685 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You need a new computer.

That's why you pay us the big bucks. For the expert diagnoses.

Although I'm not considered technical at this job. I'm such the pariah. The programmers look at me with faintly disguised pity when I try and talk their language.


Vonnie K - Nov 17, 2009 2:19:20 pm PST #11686 of 25501
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

You need a new computer.

Well, that was not too helpful of them, wasn't it?

This doesn't feel like a hard drive issue, so hopefully my data is still there. My last back up was about a week ago and I haven't added anything too vital on it since (other than some new music, but ah, well.) I may try taking out the video card and try to get it cleaned, etc. I've built this machine with separate components here and there (with some help), and if it's the video card, then I can just buy a new video card, I'd think. My concern is that problem might extend beyond the video card issue.


megan walker - Nov 17, 2009 2:23:33 pm PST #11687 of 25501
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, that was not too helpful of them, wasn't it?

Well, these are the people that, when I got my second monitor, told me there was no way to adjust the monitor so that it looked like the first one. Everyone in my office just left it looking all squished until I sent an email around explaining how to adjust the screen resolution.


Dana - Nov 17, 2009 2:47:43 pm PST #11688 of 25501
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Vonnie, if nothing else, make sure your video card driver is current.


tommyrot - Nov 18, 2009 1:22:41 pm PST #11689 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chumby One, world's best connected alarm clock and a lot more

To call the Chumby One an alarm clock is the understatement of the year. This pint-sized internet-connected gem with its bright, sharp and responsive touchscreen goes way beyond that. It connects to your Wi-Fi network, hooking you up to hundreds of widgets that give you live weather updates, show you video, give you access to your Twitter and Facebook accounts, connects you to your e-mail, and does over a thousand other things. That's no exaggeration — there's an enormous list of 1,298 applications that have already been created for it. And if you're into clocks, there are 201 faces to choose from, with more on the way.

Chumby One is the second iteration of this astonishingly useful little gadget, and because of its lower price, it's a lot more appealing. At $100 (compared to the $200 of the original Chumby), it's within reach of a whole lot more users.


Dana - Nov 18, 2009 1:28:24 pm PST #11690 of 25501
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

This pint-sized internet-connected gem with its bright, sharp and responsive touchscreen goes way beyond that. It connects to your Wi-Fi network, hooking you up to hundreds of widgets that give you live weather updates, show you video, give you access to your Twitter and Facebook accounts, connects you to your e-mail, and does over a thousand other things.

Why would you ever get out of bed?

I gave my brother a Chumby last year for Christmas, or possibly the year before, at his request.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2009 1:32:00 pm PST #11691 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need an alarm clock. My laptop's screen won't reliably go dark and my stereo alarm is just annoying to turn off for the weekend. I'm assuming Chumby knows and cares what day it is, right?

you can program it to wake you up just on weekdays

Whoo! If only I could justify the cost.


Jesse - Nov 18, 2009 1:38:07 pm PST #11692 of 25501
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have a cheapie radio alarm that has a M-F setting.


§ ita § - Nov 18, 2009 1:42:57 pm PST #11693 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a cheapie radio alarm that has a M-F setting.

I know, I know. But Chumby looks cool, doesn't he? I wonder if he does WPA2 encryption. Huh. Looks like he does. Really not helping. Maybe for my Christmas present to me.


Sean K - Nov 18, 2009 1:50:59 pm PST #11694 of 25501
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My christmas present to me happened a little early this year. I have an Xbox 360 pro with 120 gb hard drive and hdmi output sitting at home right now. Just came today.