Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jon B. - Jan 04, 2007 2:40:04 am PST #9846 of 10007
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Popping in to ask: Is Friendster correct in telling me that today is ita's birthday? If so: Happy Birthday, ita!


Theodosia - Jan 04, 2007 3:01:34 am PST #9847 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know, I don't ever remember wishing ita hippo birdies, so I might as well wish them right now to her. You never know, I might be right!

I fought off the insomnia monsters for the second time this week, cutting severely into my supply of sleep aids. I go for months without using them, and then twice in one week? And not even a particularly stressful one?


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2007 3:03:52 am PST #9848 of 10007
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Congratulations to Kat and lori! Very exciting news.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 3:09:34 am PST #9849 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure friendster is not lying this time (I mean, 1/1 isn't really JZ bday, is it? If so, sorry!).

Happy birthday, ita!! Here's to a more-employed, less-painful year.


amych - Jan 04, 2007 3:29:18 am PST #9850 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happy birthday, ita!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2007 3:51:47 am PST #9851 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Birthday happies to ita!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 04, 2007 4:10:51 am PST #9852 of 10007
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, ita!


Laura - Jan 04, 2007 4:31:07 am PST #9853 of 10007
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday to ita! I wish you no pain. And cake.


§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 4:41:00 am PST #9854 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks guys. That pesky Friendster, telling all my business.

Unfortunately there is already pain. But a little birdie told me there will be cake, so I'll hold on and be a good little girl.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2007 4:43:09 am PST #9855 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, ita!

I hope you can get some relief today. And the cake.