I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2006 12:13:52 pm PST #983 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Funny....

WICHITA, Kan. -- A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, police said.

The man had just stuck the gun in his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle, authorities said. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf, they said.

The 23-year-old man managed to walk into a hospital for treatment. He and his two alleged accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested on attempted kidnapping charges. They were accused of trying to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers.

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Trudy Booth - Nov 17, 2006 12:16:29 pm PST #984 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Instant Karmas gonna get you...


Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 12:32:03 pm PST #985 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Please refer to earlier discussion about the care and consideration one should use in regard to the crotchal region, should one not wish to be forcibly ejected from the gene pool.


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2006 12:33:50 pm PST #986 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. Time has really slowed down in the last "hour."

25 minutes until I get to go home....


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2006 12:38:48 pm PST #987 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Portrait made with crayons

Sorta' a digitial picture with each "pixel" being a crayon....


Sheryl - Nov 17, 2006 12:41:48 pm PST #988 of 10007
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Congrats Allyson!


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2006 1:04:02 pm PST #989 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like this, although it also creeps me out.


Daisy Jane - Nov 17, 2006 1:05:21 pm PST #990 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What is it? I mean besides Clearly Awesome.


Connie Neil - Nov 17, 2006 1:10:21 pm PST #991 of 10007
brillig

How exactly did the commemorative statue to Major John Lee that was almost erected in 2004 get commisioned, anyway?

Depends on where you put the statue. He was well regarded in Arizona.


Aims - Nov 17, 2006 1:46:55 pm PST #992 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Love my job. We're watching the GA Oprah.