So, I'm watching Matt Damon on Inside the Actor's Studio, and I'm SO GLAD he realizes what a freaking ass he was in high school! Such an ass.

Theatre people have that capacity, don't they? I look back at my cocky self in college and cringe in embarrassment, and I am not even semi-famous, or even working full-time for "my art" (Although in college, I think I did believe we would "save the world".)

I AM a namedropper.

And I did go to high school with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck both -- I can't believe there's anyone left (in the world) who didn't know that!

I didn't know that either!

I think. I'm so tired right now, I'm not sure I know my own name.

In Damon's defense, later in the hour he checks to see his stepdaughter's asleep before he starts carpetbombing the auditorium with f-bombs.

Which, is kind of like being a grownup.

You should really mention it in your tag line, Jesse.

I probably did, at some point.

YOUR NAME IS KRISTEN. Postmark this if you need to remember your name. Can't help you on the last name, though

Go sleep Ms. FancyAwesomeTVWriter.

I'm so tired right now, I'm not sure I know my own name.

If you're in the desert, you don't need to remember it.

Oh thanks! Hey, can you tell me what show I work on? Because I keep getting calls from people looking for the WINDFALL production office and I'm confused now.

No. Seriously. My phone never rings. Except for the past two days when I've received several calls looking for Windfall. Then I go through the song and dance wherein I tell them that show was cancelled, like, a YEAR ago and they are surprised.

Hmmm. I'm being haunted by the Ghost of Cancelled Shows Past. Is that a bad omen?

If you're in the desert, you don't need to remember it.

You really think there ain't no one for to give me no pain?

I think it has something to do with cars. And it isn't MotorWeek or NASCAR. Not Speed Trap.