If I'm ever elected to office, I want to be photographed with my right hand on The Joy of Cooking.If you're not swearing on Alton Brown (himself, not a book), I'm not going to trust a word you say.
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 03, 2007 8:55:54 am PST #9661 of 10007
What is even happening?
Jessica - Jan 03, 2007 8:56:54 am PST #9662 of 10007
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
If you're not swearing on Alton Brown (himself, not a book), I'm not going to trust a word you say.
My left hand will be on Alton Brown, but they may have to blur it for television.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2007 8:59:05 am PST #9663 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretty sure it was when I was on the jury in DC, and they just said to everyone, "Do you swear or affirm to tell the truth" etc. I think they had to raise their right hand and not do anything with the other.
lori - Jan 03, 2007 8:59:27 am PST #9664 of 10007
hey juliana!
the aliens are 13.5 weeks along.
SuziQ - Jan 03, 2007 9:00:24 am PST #9665 of 10007
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
When I am notorizing a affidavit, the wording choice is...
Do you solomnly swear that the statements in this document are true to the best of your knowledge, so help you God?
or
Do you solomnly affirm under penalty of purgery that the statements in this document are true to the best of your knowledge?
So, it is kinda a now or later deal if you lie, depending on which oath you take.
Lee - Jan 03, 2007 9:01:16 am PST #9666 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hey, I hate America!!! Those stinky cheese-eating surrender monkeys!!!!
Yeah, welll.... well.... pfft on you, you pot smoking, gay mountie loving CANADIAN you.
Kat - Jan 03, 2007 9:14:12 am PST #9667 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So far I've got "wait to clean the bathroom until tomorrow"
shrift, this is a perfect birthday plan. if you add in a cupcake, it's the Best Plan Ever!
It was like being spoiled for an episode by reading the wildfeed.
HA! This statement is one that only a fannish type would even get. Cracks me up.
I'm feeling all accomplished today as I mailed out books. Which means I'll post another list post haste.
Betsy, I didn't mail one to you (but it's packaged) because I don't have your address. please to email me at msgullo at gmail dot com and I'll take it tomorrow.
Sue - Jan 03, 2007 9:14:40 am PST #9668 of 10007
hip deep in pie
Yeah, welll.... well.... pfft on you, you pot smoking, gay mountie loving CANADIAN you.
(Hugs my universal health care.)
You GODLESS vodka swilling AMERICAN!
ChiKat - Jan 03, 2007 9:16:25 am PST #9669 of 10007
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Mmmm....vodka.
erikaj - Jan 03, 2007 9:21:36 am PST #9670 of 10007
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
the rightwing asses won't care, but *I* think it's cool Thomas J. had a Koran...I didn't know, but he was kind of interested in everything. He would have loved the internets.ETA: You know you're a Countdown fangirl when all the name Glenn Beck means is "Oh, he was Worst Person a quadrillion times," He was. And still not as much as Orally, uh, O'Reilly.