If I'm ever elected to office, I want to be photographed with my right hand on The Joy of Cooking.If you're not swearing on Alton Brown (himself, not a book), I'm not going to trust a word you say.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
If I'm ever elected to office, I want to be photographed with my right hand on The Joy of Cooking.If you're not swearing on Alton Brown (himself, not a book), I'm not going to trust a word you say.
If you're not swearing on Alton Brown (himself, not a book), I'm not going to trust a word you say.
My left hand will be on Alton Brown, but they may have to blur it for television.
I'm pretty sure it was when I was on the jury in DC, and they just said to everyone, "Do you swear or affirm to tell the truth" etc. I think they had to raise their right hand and not do anything with the other.
hey juliana!
the aliens are 13.5 weeks along.
When I am notorizing a affidavit, the wording choice is...
Do you solomnly swear that the statements in this document are true to the best of your knowledge, so help you God?
or
Do you solomnly affirm under penalty of purgery that the statements in this document are true to the best of your knowledge?
So, it is kinda a now or later deal if you lie, depending on which oath you take.
Hey, I hate America!!! Those stinky cheese-eating surrender monkeys!!!!
Yeah, welll.... well.... pfft on you, you pot smoking, gay mountie loving CANADIAN you.
So far I've got "wait to clean the bathroom until tomorrow"
shrift, this is a perfect birthday plan. if you add in a cupcake, it's the Best Plan Ever!
It was like being spoiled for an episode by reading the wildfeed.
HA! This statement is one that only a fannish type would even get. Cracks me up.
I'm feeling all accomplished today as I mailed out books. Which means I'll post another list post haste.
Betsy, I didn't mail one to you (but it's packaged) because I don't have your address. please to email me at msgullo at gmail dot com and I'll take it tomorrow.
Yeah, welll.... well.... pfft on you, you pot smoking, gay mountie loving CANADIAN you.
(Hugs my universal health care.)
You GODLESS vodka swilling AMERICAN!
Mmmm....vodka.
the rightwing asses won't care, but *I* think it's cool Thomas J. had a Koran...I didn't know, but he was kind of interested in everything. He would have loved the internets.ETA: You know you're a Countdown fangirl when all the name Glenn Beck means is "Oh, he was Worst Person a quadrillion times," He was. And still not as much as Orally, uh, O'Reilly.