Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Nov 17, 2006 10:45:10 am PST #966 of 10007
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

congradulations Allyson


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 17, 2006 10:45:19 am PST #967 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yup, Mountain Meadows. Not a subject of popular discussion in these parts. To the church's credit, they do cooperate when historians want to investigate the matter.

How exactly did the commemorative statue to Major John Lee that was almost erected in 2004 get commisioned, anyway? Seems to me that would be like Berlin putting up a statue in Hitler's honor.

Usually I am all for kink, but apparently that doesn't apply when there is the potential for maggots.

Yeah, I mean how difficult could it be to find a furry with a deer costume on Craigslist and avoid all the ickiness? Well, some of the ickiness, maybe...


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2006 10:45:46 am PST #968 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Atropa - Nov 17, 2006 10:47:20 am PST #969 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Congratulations, Allyson!

Were you able to find a plush bat backpack for your nephew? Or should I check some of the usual gothy places for you?


Allyson - Nov 17, 2006 10:48:06 am PST #970 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This is the bat backpack but I can't figure out how to buy it.


bon bon - Nov 17, 2006 10:48:09 am PST #971 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Allyson, they have a questionnaire on JDate that covers your degree of observance; it's a pretty popular service at least out here and I wouldn't avoid it just because you're not observant.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 17, 2006 10:48:51 am PST #972 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Congrats Allyson!


Allyson - Nov 17, 2006 10:52:38 am PST #973 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks for the congrats! Things seem to be working out really well for people I love, lately. Now, just need to cure ita's migraines and all will be right as rain.


brenda m - Nov 17, 2006 10:56:27 am PST #974 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Although you have to wonder about a guy who doesn't tell his overprotective mom about his considerable promotion for more than two years, and only tells her because he lands in the hospital.

I don't know - there's that key word, overprotective, plus going from a high-paying, sciency job to this...think P-C and his mother's reaction to his change of direction, if his change had also involved criminals and guns. Which I assume it does not.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2006 10:58:49 am PST #975 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just realized I have enough birthday money to buy a Roomba.

Squee!

[eta: Roomba owners - how does it do with rugs? Will it choke on the fringe?]