I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 03, 2007 5:37:46 am PST #9556 of 10007

I'm laughing, but I do regret freaking you out with my placenta freak-out. I need a filter.

Pregnancy is way too creepy if you start thinking about it like that.

It doesn't help that two of my local friends, when pregnant, insisted on watching that Alien movie. A lot. I've had bad influences.


Kat - Jan 03, 2007 5:37:52 am PST #9557 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

See! it's all sarameg's fault! I was all with Liese on the wonder of growing a new human. Then sara had to point out the creep.


Theodosia - Jan 03, 2007 5:38:39 am PST #9558 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh geez, I can't look at any more of the pictures of the bees -- it would only serve the asshole right. Swarming bees aren't particularly aggressive, and soon fly off to go build another nest somewhere far off.

Guy's just lucky that they weren't Africanized bees, which would have stung him to death before he committed mass apicide.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2007 5:39:16 am PST #9559 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hippo birdies, Shrift!

Major "WooHoo!" and "Congrats" on the buffistwins, Kat & Lori.


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2007 5:39:38 am PST #9560 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

I have it on good authority that babies don't typically burst out of your chest.


Ailleann - Jan 03, 2007 5:40:41 am PST #9561 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Happy Birthday shrift! I wish you much porn.

Much congratulations to Kat and Lori! Many good wishes for you. Man, it's springing up babies around here!

the way any parent mixes up their kids

I have been "OlderSister'sName[beat]MyName" for a long while now. We also have the same middle name, which doesn't help matters much. At least now that she's been married for a while, people don't think that she's my mom. So awkward.


Nutty - Jan 03, 2007 5:44:25 am PST #9562 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Congratulations to those born today, and being born (probably not tomorrow? Probably 6 months from now?). Yay birth!

Reasons to love the Metro section: reports like this one about an ordinary man in the city who jumped off the platform in front of an ongoing train to rescue a guy he didn't know. Yay people!


Lee - Jan 03, 2007 5:46:13 am PST #9563 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My mother, sister and I were all very used to being [mom'sname][sister'sname]Lee and didn't think much of it.

The day he added the dog's name[George] when talking to my 14 year old sister was not, however, a pleasant one.


sarameg - Jan 03, 2007 5:47:40 am PST #9564 of 10007

I'm really glad I was no longer living at home when they named the dog Goober.


Theodosia - Jan 03, 2007 5:49:05 am PST #9565 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My mother regularly runs through the names of all the female relatives for the past 60 years, and occasionally adds in the names of pets. At least they're female cats.