It's been sitting on the counter for about an hour now -- which I feel sure is too short a time to develop botulism -- so I suppose pan-frying (which would have been its fate anyway) is the next step....
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jan 01, 2007 1:17:09 pm PST #9107 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 01, 2007 1:20:56 pm PST #9108 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My mom has been warned what kind of containers my porn is in, and can pitch it without looking in the event of my untimely death. If it's anyone else cleaning up my place, I don't care what they see. (Hell, my landlord's welcome to it if any of it suits his taste.)
Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 1:37:38 pm PST #9109 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There's a secret family story about a relative of mine going to clean up the house of a family friend after he died, because his mother didn't know he was a crossdresser. Or gay. She did know he was blind. That's right, a gay, blind, crossdresser.
Jessica - Jan 01, 2007 1:50:10 pm PST #9110 of 10007
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
blind, crossdresser.
That must have made clothes shopping interesting.
ChiKat - Jan 01, 2007 1:53:26 pm PST #9111 of 10007
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I've been catching up from last night, and damn, Gus. Just. Damn. He will be sorely missed. Thanks to those who found some great Gus quotage and posted it.
Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 1:53:50 pm PST #9112 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That must have made clothes shopping interesting.
That's what I said! Although, it's true that women's clothes often feel nicer (or at least more interesting with texture and etc.) than men's, so maybe that was part of it.
aurelia - Jan 01, 2007 2:14:11 pm PST #9113 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I don't understand the bacon obsession.
Kat - Jan 01, 2007 2:14:41 pm PST #9114 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
it tastes good!
Glamcookie - Jan 01, 2007 2:16:28 pm PST #9115 of 10007
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Mmmmm...bacon
aurelia - Jan 01, 2007 2:16:59 pm PST #9116 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
You can have my share.