There's a fairy that makes one's finger brace disappear in the night. I just wish there were one that brought me fruit for my breakfast cereal.
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 5:50:17 am PST #9019 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 01, 2007 6:07:26 am PST #9020 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Heh. Matt, I'm pretty sure the Goldschlager was the least of your problems.
Nah, the earlier drinks while I was out didn't get me drunk, and the midnight absinthe, while potent, stopped short of Hangover Land. I should have drunk the gold demon while sitting in a bath to ensure hydration.
Oh, I didn't think to mention last night that I was bystander to a covert war between a hostile drunk customer and two pissed-off Faithlike bartenders. Dude, if you're going to make multiple complaints about the bartenders (among them that they made a whiskey sour wrong and that his 3/4 full wineglasses were too small) and angrily get in their faces with a pointy finger, don't be demanding complimentary stuff afterwards! I have never seen a bellini made with that much anger—or vinegary white wine—in my life.
Sue - Jan 01, 2007 6:07:49 am PST #9021 of 10007
hip deep in pie
Sue, it means everyone should have sausage this morning.
I have no sausage! I have no pork products of any kind, actually. I suck at the year of Pork already.
I am undecorating my tree. I lasted for about 2 minutes of the Rose Parade and then there was singing. It had to stop.
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 6:21:26 am PST #9022 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fine. No fairies have appeared to help me out. Guess I'm on my own again, just like with the tooth thingy.
Jessica - Jan 01, 2007 6:24:36 am PST #9023 of 10007
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
So sad to read about Gus first thing in the morning. He will be missed.
But happy Year of the Transgenic Fluorescent Pig, everyone! (Though, technically, I think it's still the year of the dog until February.)
tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 6:31:23 am PST #9024 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have had pork! Two sausages and two bacons, to be precise. Plus two eggs and two pancakes. (Yes, I ordered the 2-2-2-2.)
ION, I am now earwormed with "Boris the Spider." Which is a lot better than my previous hours-long earworm of "Dick in a Box."
Kevin - Jan 01, 2007 7:21:45 am PST #9025 of 10007
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
In the year of pork, I have today gone veggie. I think I'll last about 4 days before the lure of meat is too much, though.
msbelle - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:51 am PST #9026 of 10007
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
watching the Rose Parade.
I have burned things in a crockpot - when I did not put enough water in.
I started my New Year by sleeping NOT in mac's room. There was some crying (not mine), but I am officially in the living room. This is step 1 to getting back to my bed.
Sheryl - Jan 01, 2007 7:33:54 am PST #9027 of 10007
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies and Happy New Year all!
RIP Gus. I'm sorry I never got to meet you F2F(even if that might have resulted in one of those photo ops you hated).
:raises virtual glass:
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:35:31 am PST #9028 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Have you been sleeping in his room this whole time? What's your timeline for getting back to your bed? Once the living room is okay with him?