For my first positive act of 2007, I found a phone cord with the widget-thingie that keeps their ends plugged in and substituted it for the one in my office phone that keeps coming out. Then -- and this is the significant part -- I threw out the damaged one. I feel like 2007 is off to a good start....
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Theodosia - Jan 01, 2007 4:51:14 am PST #8998 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Zenkitty - Jan 01, 2007 4:54:10 am PST #8999 of 10007
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Excellent, Theodosia! For my first positive act of 2007, I cooked my own breakfast. And after I eat it? I'm going to wash the dishes.
Theodosia - Jan 01, 2007 5:01:19 am PST #9000 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oooh... 9K?
OK, for my second positive act of 2007, I've grabbed a lovely round number. Now I won't have to try again for a nice round number this year. ::checks another accomplishment off the list::
Sue - Jan 01, 2007 5:04:12 am PST #9001 of 10007
hip deep in pie
Happy New Year everyone!!! 2007 is...The Year of Pork, whatever that means.
So sad about Gus.
Kat - Jan 01, 2007 5:06:21 am PST #9002 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Sue, it means everyone should have sausage this morning.
Zenkitty - Jan 01, 2007 5:07:21 am PST #9003 of 10007
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The Year of Pork? How ironic, considering this is the year I'm giving up bacon. Wah.
Ailleann - Jan 01, 2007 5:08:02 am PST #9004 of 10007
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My first act of 2007 was dealing with overdramatic friends and getting a poor night's sleep. My first positive act was catching up in Bitches.
I'm thinking brekkie will be next. Or turning on the television and waking everyone else up because they all made me cranky yesterday.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 01, 2007 5:10:28 am PST #9005 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My New Year's Resolution should be to go to Italy and find wherever they bottle Goldschläger so I can stop them from inflicting this much pain on anyone else.
The stuff is only 87 proof, but apparently the gold flakes slice little perforations in your esophagus so the alcohol can enter your bloodstream directly without being diluted or delayed by the digestive process.
tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 5:13:03 am PST #9006 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The stuff is only 87 proof, but apparently the gold flakes slice little perforations in your esophagus so the alcohol can enter your bloodstream directly without being diluted or delayed by the digestive process.
Well, alcohol does enter your bloodstream through the stomach walls, bypassing the rest of the gut.
Matt, to make yourself feel better, just walk around saying, "I am a golden god!" (a line from Almost Famous)
Jesse - Jan 01, 2007 5:22:02 am PST #9007 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My New Year's Resolution should be to go to Italy and find wherever they bottle Goldschläger so I can stop them from inflicting this much pain on anyone else.
Heh. Matt, I'm pretty sure the Goldschlager was the least of your problems.
Year of Pork! I love that! I'm considering going to the grocery store for hotdogs and crescent rolls, but we'll see if I make it that far.