Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

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Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 31, 2006 8:44:44 pm PST #8964 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Not me!

I have the stuff for vodka tonics but am still nursing a diet pepsi.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 31, 2006 8:49:36 pm PST #8965 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

so, who else is tipsy?

Tipsy was a couple hours ago. I've already had rusty nails and Irish coffees, and then a glass of absinthe to ring in the New Year. But I was just wondering earlier today what I was saving my bottle of goldschläger for, and I think Gus would appreciate the multi-spirit hangover of doom I'm about to commit myself to in his memory.

To our First Man Down.


Lee - Dec 31, 2006 9:00:10 pm PST #8966 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Matt may be me, if I decide to get off the sofa. I've already had WAY too much champagne, but I have vodka and fernet and tequila just right over there, in the other room.


aurelia - Dec 31, 2006 9:11:57 pm PST #8967 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Lee, didn't we decide on water in a fancy glass?


Lee - Dec 31, 2006 9:17:13 pm PST #8968 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

We did, and I am half way there-- I'm drinking (water) straight from the bottle.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 31, 2006 9:18:31 pm PST #8969 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ok I have now downed my bottle of goldsclager. My breath smells like peppermint and my throat feelslike the Cuyahoga River.

Goldschlagherrr will KICK YOUR ASS if you use it as a chaserto sonmethuinng that's more than 100 poof.


Sean K - Dec 31, 2006 9:20:03 pm PST #8970 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The alcohol has officially reached Matt's fingers.


tommyrot - Dec 31, 2006 9:20:45 pm PST #8971 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My breath smells like peppermint and my throat feelslike the Cuyahoga River.

And soon, your poo will be all sparkly....


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 31, 2006 9:22:24 pm PST #8972 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey! I'm onlyslighty more typoriffic than normal, I'mjust too blitzed to goback and correct afterweards.


Lee - Dec 31, 2006 9:23:00 pm PST #8973 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

hee.