Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


katefate - Dec 28, 2006 7:54:55 am PST #8354 of 10007
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Look, jackhole, it's not astrophysics.

Dear Cousins to TPWSDIFOARD,TPACITRDFE,

I never understand it when you jump in the same slice as your friend. But I'm utterly speechless at your jumping in behind *me.* Have you seen my butt?

Love,
18 Inch Bubble, Please


Topic!Cindy - Dec 28, 2006 7:54:58 am PST #8355 of 10007
What is even happening?

IIRC, this article convinced me that Fred Phelps and his family was hardly worth paying attention to. He's, as they put it, "the demented uncle best left locked away in an upstairs bedroom."

I haven't yet read bon bon's link, but I agree. I know a lot of Christians. I know a lot of Christians who run the gamut from conservative to progressive, both theologically and socially.

I've never yet met one who isn't horrified and embarrassed, offended, and insulted by Phelps and his organization, and I've been bringing them up in conversation with Christians, repeatedly, since Matthew Sheppard's funeral.

I know people (Christian and not) who have prejudices against sexual expression other than het/het-married (mostly it's older people with these prejudices) and even among them, I can't think of one who isn't appalled by Phelps' actions.

They only continue to matter to whatever extent they do, because they get attention. They are not worth it. Better to protest discrimination that actually matters. Being picketed or otherwise targeted by Phelps is a badge of honor.

I hear you. I love to dress up but am feeling tapped out on the creativity. My friend is having a robot NYE party (w/ added old school hiphop!) which is funny but I think I'm going to just put on my fave new(ish) dress and red lipstick and a button that says "Frakkin' Toaster" and say I'm a recently unboxed and totally glam Cylon (unless i find some black cargo pants in which case I'm putting on two tank tops, grey and black, and putting my hair in a ponytail and going as first season Boomer).

Awesome!

I worked as a temp for an insurance lobbyist. I quit after three days, because I just felt dirty. They weren't evil enough to sabotage. The people were perfectly lovely; everything they were doing was legal and even ethical, I suppose. I didn't like feeling dirty at the end of the day.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good for you, kate.


Trudy Booth - Dec 28, 2006 7:56:41 am PST #8356 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Look, jackhole, it's not astrophysics. Move to the side. MOVE TO THE SIDE.

They'll roast in the same special hell as the people who hold conversations at the top of staircases in the subway.


juliana - Dec 28, 2006 7:56:51 am PST #8357 of 10007
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I can't say I had fun last year. It was Very Good, and Lee is a flawless hostess, but a night that I'm terrified and nursing a broken heart ain't that much fun, even with liberal applications of Chinese food and sparkling wine. But it was definitely a Very Good night, and I'm Very Grateful to Lee for putting me up and putting up with me (also for taking my phone away when we got to the drunk-dialing stage).

The year before that, Z & I had fun, even if putting on makeup was tricky due to the recent scar.


bon bon - Dec 28, 2006 7:57:18 am PST #8358 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I know this was published several days ago, but I'm just now catching up on the NYT. Did anyone post that erinaceous was quoted here: [link]


Jessica - Dec 28, 2006 7:59:29 am PST #8359 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is the first year in a long time I haven't known what I'm doing on NYE. Normally it's me, DH, 2 bottles of sparkling Riesling, a big deli tray from FreshDirect, three or four movies, and caviar and blini at midnight.

This year, almost everything except the blini and the movies are off limits to me (though it's not too difficult to find pasteurized caviar), so plans are a little up in the air. We'll have some friends in from out of town, who may have plans we can latch on to. We'll see. (I really don't digest restaurant food very well these days, so even just going out to dinner can be kind of an ordeal.)


DavidS - Dec 28, 2006 8:03:24 am PST #8360 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

SO FUN. Nothing I like more than karaoke, unless it's karaoke with many good friends around.

You should totally do the karaoke with Juliana. I bet Daisy Jane is a karaoke queen too.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2006 8:05:57 am PST #8361 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Wonkette: The Mod Squad: Rummy, Jerry & Dick's '70s Style

We’ve long argued that the only non-Chevy Chase-related legacy of Ford’s temp-worker presidency was the evil he unleashed upon the world in the form of Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, a pair of nobody White House factotums who were suddenly elevated to ridiculous levels of power, which they would manage to cling to and abuse for an entire awful generation.

The LA Times has come around to our view: “Ford’s most enduring legacy, some have argued, is the people he brought into power, including Donald H. Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Brent Scowcroft and James A. Baker III.” Scowcroft and Baker, of course, were Poppy’s men. So Ford can also be blamed for setting up the takeover of the Reagan White House by Baker and GHWB.

Anyway, dig the crazy clothes! This was a year or two before “Star Wars” was released, so they didn’t know what kind of uniforms and masks and capes they were supposed to be wearing.

The last sentence cracked me up....


Strix - Dec 28, 2006 8:07:07 am PST #8362 of 10007
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

When was the last time you had fun on New Year's Eve?

Every year since high school. But I love dressing up, I love champagne (Kir Royales!), and I spent it at one party, with my good friends and good food, good tunes, and the knowledge that there's always a pillow, blanket, and bit of space for me to crash, if it becomes necessary.

And coffee and mimosas the morning after, if there's any leftover cham.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 28, 2006 8:09:26 am PST #8363 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

When was the last time you had fun on New Year's Eve?

Probably New Year's 1999 ---> 2000. A group of us went to Nantucket for the weekend and we all threw in for a couple of really good bottles of champagne (plus several bottles of servicable champagne like Veuve Cliquot yellow label). I believe we had a Dom Rose and a Krug Reserve as our top of the pops. I've had OK low key New Years since, but that was the last lotsa fun one.