So what do you do with a guy who keeps calling your extension looking for a department to which you don't know the extension, and probably couldn't figure out how to transfer him even if you did?
Bounce him back to reception.
When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Dec 27, 2006 8:29:13 am PST #8224 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse - Dec 27, 2006 8:37:16 am PST #8225 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG I still haven't really done any work. I've had work-related conversations and sent a couple of emails, but I have yet to open a single document.
I don't see this week getting any better, productivity-wise. Maybe I should take Friday off.
DavidS - Dec 27, 2006 8:52:15 am PST #8226 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So I'm reading the NYTimes piece on Putin and realizing: (a) Russia is pretty much a super power again, and (b) I really have no idea which countries were carved out of the USSR. This latter epiphany actually came up when I read about the King of the Turkmen dying.
Anyway, test your contemporary geography skills!
Countries of the former Soviet Union include: Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Tajikstan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan
Can you name all 15?
shrift - Dec 27, 2006 8:55:15 am PST #8227 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bounce him back to reception.
Yes, but which reception? t g
If he tries again, I'm just sending him to the national number and having done with it. I don't even know if the department he wants is in this state.
Jesse - Dec 27, 2006 8:55:41 am PST #8228 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ridiculously, I don't think I realized that Armenia is a country.
Allyson - Dec 27, 2006 9:03:52 am PST #8229 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's also a neighborhood in Hollywood.
Scrappy - Dec 27, 2006 9:13:44 am PST #8230 of 10007
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
And all of Glendale.
DavidS - Dec 27, 2006 9:13:44 am PST #8231 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ridiculously, I don't think I realized that Armenia is a country.
That's what I'm saying. Who knows anything about Kyrgyzstan?
Jessica - Dec 27, 2006 9:20:33 am PST #8232 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Who knows anything about Kyrgyzstan?
When I was working for an insurance company, I had to type Kyrgyzstan at least 15 times a day because it was one of the countries you can't get business travel insurance for. And I'm still not entirely sure how it's pronounced.
So I know two things about Kyrgyzstan -- hard to spell, and uninsurable!
tommyrot - Dec 27, 2006 9:21:30 am PST #8233 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can you name all 15?
You forgot Freedonia and Turduckenstan.