I have neither cookies nor kisses. Allyson, why must you show off so? I don't even have a nephew nor a hottie ex.
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2006 6:38:52 pm PST #7869 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 6:39:54 pm PST #7870 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Allyson - Dec 22, 2006 6:42:30 pm PST #7871 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No one brings me lattes or watches Wonderfalls with me, ita.
sarameg - Dec 22, 2006 6:43:50 pm PST #7872 of 10007
I have red wine. And all my presents wrapped.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2006 6:44:46 pm PST #7873 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, if we're going to be precise it's macchiatos and Angel, but I do see your point. Hmm. I do want to finish S3 before I leave for home. He's totally grooving on Dark Wes, and liked This Old Gang of Mine, calling it darker than anything in S2. It's weird seeing it through someone else's eyes.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2006 7:14:36 pm PST #7874 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think I can settle the question of where the best barbecued ribs are now that I finally drove downtown and ate at the Rendezvous after 2 1/2 years in Memphis. They have very lean and tender dry-rub pork ribs with a coating of various herbs and spices in a no-frills basket with sour slaw and baked beans. Quite a bit better than anything I've tasted in almost four decades of Southern backyard barbecues and smokehouses.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 7:24:22 pm PST #7875 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A special holiday video: [link]
This video manages to simultaeously be one of the worst kitten videos ever, one of the worst music videos ever and one of the worst Christmas videos ever.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2006 7:29:11 pm PST #7876 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nuh-huh. There is no way I'm sitting through that entire video. It is made of wrongness, and tried to implant wrong things in my head.
On the other hand, I think this David Blaine spoof is totally harmless. And these are cool. Please buy me some.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 7:30:01 pm PST #7877 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, to make up for that last one... Don't Die Ding
This has got to be one of the oddest, most surreal x-mas videos. Somewhat creepy and a tiny bit NSFW too.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 7:32:35 pm PST #7878 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And these are cool.
Those are cool. It makes me want to get a better appartment so I can have nice things....