After all my activity this morning, I'm afraid I don't have enough left for the final push to get me out the door! Whoops.
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2006 6:31:02 am PST #7717 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - Dec 22, 2006 6:32:58 am PST #7718 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I need constant and immedite entertainment.
Dude, tell me about it. Teh interwebz are dead today.
Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:35:07 am PST #7719 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Does that mean, Jesse, you aren't leaving until tomorrow?
Dear 7th Grade Boy who Just Sprayed Axe Body Spray in My Classroom,
Why? You know it smells like Ass right? It should be called ASS and not AXE. Now I have a headache to end all headaches and it's your fault.
I hate you. I hope no one will ever date you in the future because you smell.
Chock full of unrelenting rage and hostility,
Ms. G.
tommyrot - Dec 22, 2006 6:36:03 am PST #7720 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude, tell me about it. Teh interwebz are dead today.
Does this help?
First Giant Squid Captured And Filmed Live...
But it's dead now. Plus it was a small giant squid.
Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:36:04 am PST #7721 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm telling you, shrift, we need a good kerfuffle. We can bring up silverware or pythons in a squash court or whatever.
Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:38:27 am PST #7722 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
For the truly bored, you can Elf Yourself.
Aims - Dec 22, 2006 6:39:09 am PST #7723 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Kat, I shall entertain you on how the Queen Bee (and general PITA) at the middle school my sister teaches at got her come uppance.
They were playing flag football for PE. She dove for a flag on a guy and accidentally grabbed his crotch. Like, full on handful of this kids crotch. He freaked out and started yelling at her.
She was so upset and mortified about it that she peed her pants in the middle of the field.
The PE teacher realized what happened and made all of the other kids go inside and left QB sit on the field. As soon as all the other kids were inside, PE teacher let her go home.
My sister said that she has been a lot more humble and less meany to her fellow classmates and a lot more receptive to her teachers.
Tom Scola - Dec 22, 2006 6:40:18 am PST #7724 of 10007
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Kat - Dec 22, 2006 6:40:31 am PST #7725 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
HA! That's both terrible and hysterical. There's some sort of lesson about being grabby of the ball(s) though.
The last day of school is a torture ritual.
bon bon - Dec 22, 2006 6:40:33 am PST #7726 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I'm exhausted from Wednesday's cafoufle.
Hey, what's going on with travel through O'Hare? I thought I heard something but can't find anything. I'm traveling through there tomorrow.