If Edwards has a lady problem
Bon Bon said this up thread. A quick google yields nothing, but I may be using wrong key words.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Dec 21, 2006 1:53:11 pm PST #7615 of 10007
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
DavidS - Dec 21, 2006 1:57:21 pm PST #7616 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
A quick google yields nothing, but I may be using wrong key words.
Try "dick in a box."
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 21, 2006 1:59:00 pm PST #7617 of 10007
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Jesse, i showed Jilli the Dick in a Box video a couple of days ago. Her facial expression was somewhere between OMG & WTF. Eloquence is not required for some descriptions...
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 1:59:28 pm PST #7618 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But it's only Cephalopodmas Eve. You're not one of those heretics who opens presents on Cephalopodmas Eve instead of on the actual day, are you? Tsk.
Ah. For some reason I thought it was on the Solstice. May Cthulhu have mercy on my soul....
Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
Jessica - Dec 21, 2006 2:01:19 pm PST #7619 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
How could anyone forget this year's Cephalopodmas date when it coincides with the Global Orgasm?
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 21, 2006 2:02:06 pm PST #7620 of 10007
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Scrappy - Dec 21, 2006 2:02:18 pm PST #7621 of 10007
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I was amused to find out ths morning that a coworker and I both sent the "Dick in a Box" link to the men in our lives with a comment along the lines of "This is what I want for Christmas." Maybe post-production attracts a particularly low-minded type of gal, but we both got a huge kick out of doing so..
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 2:03:26 pm PST #7622 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse, i showed Jilli the Dick in a Box video a couple of days ago. Her facial expression was somewhere between OMG & WTF. Eloquence is not required for some descriptions...
I'm kind of afraid I'm going to start linking it here every day, just in case anyone missed it. I'm also definitely showing it to my parents when I get home, and possibly the whole family on Christmas Eve. I shit you not. I CANNOT get enough.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 2:03:47 pm PST #7623 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How could anyone forget this year's Cephalopodmas date when it coincides with the Global Orgasm?
I'm protesting Global Orgasm day by not having an orgasm.
bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 2:11:39 pm PST #7624 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The lady thing came from a conversation with someone whose wife is a PI for the Dem party. That's all I should say, really, so it's not authoritative.