Yo Hec. Has Malinda received any mail recently?

From you? I don't know. JZ would know. It's all a blur to me.

Allyson, I'd just be careful not to overcrook or dry out the pork loin cooking it that way. You don't want to lose all the delicious piggy juiciness!

Doesn't that mean it will go out for delivery tomorrow?

God knows. The UPS tracking website tells me that it's still sitting in Oakland, but that it's also on schedule for delivery today. I think I shall console myself for the mostly wasted day by making a ton of cookie dough. Some of which may actually at some future point become cookies. Possibly.

Yo Hec. Has Malinda received any mail recently?

eta: OMG, she got a onesie which was made of awesome last week -- or maybe two weeks ago? It's all a blur to me too. Please accept my shamefaced thanks.

Aw, fuck. Now she's crying again. So much for the cookie dough.

Heh, Hec. You are correct. Seems I snagged them from Shrift.

My collection is more than a little random.

Found out I don't have arthritis! Yay. That what looks like arthritis is ligament scars. Boo. Need to force the finger straight--I can go see a hand doc and have him do it, but I think I'll just load up on pain meds and do it myself on a slow day.

50 Greatest Cartoons as voted on by the animation industry in 1994. What's cool is that they have links so you can watch all but six of them.

Of course, "What's Opera, Doc?" was number one.

JZ, do you have a swing?

I really should better organize my music collection. If only I had a clone I could send to the office.

OMG, she got a onesie which was made of awesome last week

Cool. I know life is busy over there. Just wanted to make sure it made it.

Hey, Hec, did she ever get anything from me?

I really should better organize my music collection

Forget getting me over to clean apartments--this my OCD forces me to do.

Hey, Hec, did she ever get anything from me?

Krav onesie? Oh yeah!

Sadly, she's already outgrown the supercool Invader Zim "perfectly normal human worm baby" onesie that Raq made.

I expect we'll forward it to Jessica.

In Obama's case, I quite simply don't believe he'd live through the campaign, as sad as that makes me. There's too many racist fuckheads in this country, and a disproportionally large cross section of said fuckheads own guns.

I think you underestimate the Secret Service -- they've kept that fucker Cheney alive.

Burger King games sell over 2 million copies.

What do you do in that game? Shoot the creepy king guy over and over and over?

You owe my company a monitor and me a fresh glass of milk.

I still want to try Pinky vodka.

What are we gona do tonight, Jilli?

It's McCain for the Republicans. There's just nobody else in the field.

Jebby. Oh ugh.