And it will join that other bottle of vodka that's been in my freezer for three years, but still! So cute!
That is cute. Did I tell you people about how I offered to bring the vodka bottle that had been in MY freezer for three years to a party, but when I pulled it out, it was way more empty than I anticipated. Oops. Luckily, it was a small party, and I was not the only source of booze.
I survived the holiday luncheon. Mostly. I had to make a lot of small talk, shake a lot of hands, and help brainstorm stocking stuffer ideas for some guy's wife.
If you have a frost-free refrigerator and an imperfect seal it will drink your vodka.
I think in my case, it was actually me. It
had
been three years. Even the occasional drink over three years adds up.
If you have a frost-free refrigerator and an imperfect seal it will drink your vodka.
And then the seal has to go to AA and confess his imperfections.
And then the seal has to go to AA and confess his imperfections.
Only then will the seal be able to balance a beach ball on its nose.
I don't drink liquor at home, but lots of wine and beer. I should get some Rose's and just start mixing a cocktail at night instead of a cider or wasting a 1/3 of a bottle of wine.
Still need to figure out a good gift for my paras, though. I don't want to necessarily follow up with bottles of gin or whisky, but maybe nice bottles of wine.
I've been known to get really pathetic, drinking at home. I never "mix a cocktail." I take a swig of Diet Coke out of the bottle, and then fill the space with vanilla vodka. Klassy.
OMG HOW IS IT ONLY 3:30?!?!? I've moved offices, had a celebratory lunch for a coworker who just got engaged, got notes from the big boss, made edits to something else, and it's STILL ONLY 3:30?!?! WTF.
I take a swig of Diet Coke out of the bottle, and then fill the space with vanilla vodka. Klassy.
Hey, fewer glasses to clean.
I drink diet soda all the time, but for some reason I hate the taste of diet when mixed with booze. For booze mixing I buy the regular soda.