Duck and cover!
Stop, drop, and roll!
Don't talk to strangers!
Curb your dog!
Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 11:17:03 am PST #719 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
juliana - Nov 16, 2006 11:17:40 am PST #720 of 10007
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Relax! Don't do it!
Aims - Nov 16, 2006 11:18:17 am PST #721 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Stand by your man!
tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 11:19:00 am PST #722 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Close cover before striking!
Use in a well-ventilated area!
Light fuse, get away!
tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 11:19:44 am PST #723 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!
tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 11:20:29 am PST #724 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That will only anger Godzilla!
Maria - Nov 16, 2006 11:20:31 am PST #725 of 10007
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Tornadoes?
Huh. Vortex is right. We've got sun. The last time I looked out the window it was a waterfall.
Zenkitty - Nov 16, 2006 11:21:14 am PST #726 of 10007
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Thunderstorm will be here in about an hour, apparently. Think I'lll go home early and change my plans from going-out to staying-in.
Hope my car doesn't flood again.
Connie Neil - Nov 16, 2006 11:23:07 am PST #727 of 10007
brillig
Door to remain unlocked during business hours.
Jessica - Nov 16, 2006 11:24:27 am PST #728 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Huh.
A doctor who carried out a failed contraceptive operation has been ordered by a German court to pay financial support for the child.
The gynaecologist had inserted a patch into the patient's arm, but it failed to prevent pregnancy six months later.
The woman, who had recently qualified as a teacher, had to give up her new job to care for her child.
The highest judicial court has ruled the doctor must pay 600 euros (£400) a month until the child reaches 18.