The worst Christmas specials and TV movies ever
The Year Without a Santa Claus remake that was on NBC Monday night deserves to be on that list.
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Dec 14, 2006 6:51:43 am PST #6167 of 10007
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Ginger - Dec 14, 2006 6:54:26 am PST #6168 of 10007
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
One reason why she could leave a turkey out and not get sick is that she knew how to cook a turkey. The problem is, if you don't cook the turkey long enough, the salmonella near the bone isn't killed, and you've made an extra-special dinner for the salmonella with all that warm meat. Also, in the old days before factory farms, we hadn't managed to infect almost all poultry with salmonella.
I'd nuke the meal and eat it, myself.
Aims - Dec 14, 2006 6:55:22 am PST #6169 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I Cincinnati!
The best town in O-H-I-O Ohio, they say!
At first they called it "Cincy" but the Cincy was so natty,
They called it Cincinnati, so they say!
That song is the the only was I ever remember how to spell Cincinnati.
Ailleann - Dec 14, 2006 6:59:27 am PST #6170 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
::loves on Aimee::
lisah - Dec 14, 2006 7:00:21 am PST #6171 of 10007
Punishingly Intricate
I'd nuke the meal and eat it, myself.
That's what I'm going to do shortly. I'll keep you posted as to any adverse affects!
It's been crazy foggy today but the sky is at least getting bright now. that really very bright of sun shining behind fog. That I just stared at for too long and now all I can see is spots.
sarameg, if you're up on the Ave. shopping sat. afternoon and have a minute, stop in Atomic books to say hi!
Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2006 7:01:34 am PST #6172 of 10007
brillig
"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is on the Sci-Fi Friday broadcast this week. Hubby wants to watch it. How drunk do I have to be to be amused and not in pain?
Aims - Dec 14, 2006 7:01:53 am PST #6173 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
::loves on Ailleann::
sarameg - Dec 14, 2006 7:06:06 am PST #6174 of 10007
sarameg, if you're up on the Ave. shopping sat. afternoon and have a minute, stop in Atomic books to say hi!
Will do. God, I have so much to do this weekend....
Frankenbuddha - Dec 14, 2006 7:06:09 am PST #6175 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is on the Sci-Fi Friday broadcast this week. Hubby wants to watch it. How drunk do I have to be to be amused and not in pain?
If there aren't any wise-cracking robots in silhouette snarking on the film, I'd say very.
Strega - Dec 14, 2006 7:06:46 am PST #6176 of 10007
The Year Without a Santa Claus remake that was on NBC Monday night deserves to be on that list.
And Silent Night, Deadly Night does not deserve to be on that list, because it is awesome.