Yes! I'm Emperor Norton, the coolest mad guy ever! I've even got a bridge semi-named after me.
As am I. I can totally see it, too.
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I'd pitch the ham steak, because I'm quite certain I'd pay whatever it cost, not to throw up. Besides, not much prep goes into cooking one. It's no cheesecake -- know what I'm sayin'?
coagulations is FANTASTIC!
I am at work. My chaucer paper is finished. It's my last work day of the week. I'm headed to new york. I slept for over 10 hours last night. Life is good, right?
Haapy Birthday, Typo Boy!
I'd eat the ham. 1) Most hams are pre-cooked or cured when bought. 2) It was cooked again. Very little opportunity for bugs to survive. 3) You covered it in foil, little opportunity for airborne bugs to get in. I'd say it's pretty safe to eat.
ETA: I am amych. Or rather, Charles the Well-Beloved (I prefer to think I'm more lovable than insane.) We can eat pomegranates together!
Sound like it is headed that way!
That spell check really likes to play with health related stuff... That's hilarious.
"Coagulations!" sounds like the perfect thing to say after surgery or something.
Today she sent an email sending her "coagulations" to someone for an award they won.
Because nothing shows one's appreciation like blood clots.
Because nothing shows one's appreciation like blood clots.
Exactly. Maybe the guy is hemophiliac?
Maybe the guy is hemophiliac?
So what was the award for? "Bleeder of the Year"?