Hippo Birdies, Typo Boy!
And, your earworm of the day, and I apologize in advance... The Badger Song - Rave Mix
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ailleann - Dec 14, 2006 4:22:41 am PST #6116 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
sumi - Dec 14, 2006 4:24:39 am PST #6117 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday Typo Boy!
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2006 4:25:08 am PST #6118 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man pulls 7-foot python from toilet
SYDNEY, Australia - An Australian wildlife worker pulled a 7-foot python out of a septic tank Wednesday after a plumber found it hiding in a woman's toilet, officials said.
Peter Phillips, a wildlife officer for the Northern Territory's Parks and Wildlife Service, was called to remove the snake after a plumber who was fixing the blocked toilet discovered it curled in the pipes.
"The ... resident originally called a plumber because her toilet was blocked," Phillips said in a statement released by the Northern Territory government. "I arrived to see a large python head peering out of the toilet bowl."
Phillips removed the snake from the septic tank because he said it had grown too big to be pulled straight out of the toilet. The mostly nocturnal Carpet Python had probably taken up temporary residence in the septic tank because it was a good place to hide during the day and hunt for frogs.
"The tank was obviously a great home, because the snake was so fat and healthy it was it difficult to retrieve," he said, adding that the nonpoisonous snake will be released.
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2006 4:34:16 am PST #6119 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Dec 14, 2006 4:39:12 am PST #6120 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude, I'm Charles the Mad! I got trepanned! Vast quantities of pomegranates failed to cure me! These things have nothing to do with each other except possibly in my mad mad mind!
Fred Pete - Dec 14, 2006 4:48:11 am PST #6121 of 10007
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, TB!
And I got the 5th Duke of Portland. Complete with underground skating rink!
Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2006 4:48:53 am PST #6122 of 10007
brillig
Yes! I'm Emperor Norton, the coolest mad guy ever! I've even got a bridge semi-named after me.
tommyrot - Dec 14, 2006 4:49:08 am PST #6123 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was Tesla. Apparantly I like to do things in numbers divisible by three, or better yet, 27.
amych - Dec 14, 2006 4:53:42 am PST #6124 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Apparantly I like to do things in numbers divisible by three, or better yet, 27.
Well, who wouldn't?
Nilly - Dec 14, 2006 4:56:53 am PST #6125 of 10007
Swouncing
Well, who wouldn't?
Um, 17!
[Edit: 6+1=2+5, and they're both 7! Now if I could find a way to connect this to Hanukkah, which is 8 days long (starting tomorrow evening) my job would be complete.]