The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 13, 2006 4:40:19 am PST #5917 of 10007

mac is showing he is a very bright boy. The commercial thing, not the barney. The barney we'll call a quirk.

I'm 50% less stupid this morning. The other 50, well, mornings aren't my strong point under any circumstances. Can I go back to bed please?


tommyrot - Dec 13, 2006 4:45:59 am PST #5918 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The other 50, well, mornings aren't my strong point under any circumstances. Can I go back to bed please?

You need an IV coffee thingie. Then you could go back to sleep, and then wake up wide awake.


sarameg - Dec 13, 2006 4:49:20 am PST #5919 of 10007

Unfortunately, I do not do well on caffeine. I'd wake up jumpy and twitchy with no attention span. What I need is for the rest of the world not to demand my presence before noon.


tommyrot - Dec 13, 2006 4:51:58 am PST #5920 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I know what I want for Cephalopodmas: Avenging Unicorn Play Set

By far one of my favorite new items is their “Avenging Unicorn Play Set” which comes with 4 intercangable horns that can be used to impale a mime, a new age/hippie girl and a businessman. I noticed on Flickr that Brian Walsh recently came across an Avenging Unicorn Play Set as well at a store in Oregon.

Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations. Put the posable, 3-3/4” tall, hard vinyl unicorn on a flat surface and then impale one of three 3-1/8” tall, soft vinyl figures included (businessman/boss, new age lady and mime). Also includes four interchangeable horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent).

Also, “Good vs. Evil Unicorns Play Set” and “Cold War Unicorns Play Set”

The Cold War Unicorns Play Set allows you to play out the intense struggle between two global superpowers in the majestic fantasy world of the Unicorn! Can the Communist Unicorn’s horn of classless social structure hold up against the Freedom Unicorn’s hooves of capitalist opportunity? Each hard vinyl unicorn is 3-3/4" tall with articulated joints for all sorts of dramatic poses.


Connie Neil - Dec 13, 2006 5:03:43 am PST #5921 of 10007
brillig

House: Hubby wanted to know where Tritter got the warrant to see the pharmacy book--plus, how badly does Tritter seeing that violate the Privacy Laws re: medical records? I can't even know which drugs Hubby gets from our pharmacy, and I'm the one who goes and get them refilled! They know me by name!

There ought to be a kick-ass crossover with a lawyer show or something, that's the only thing that would make this whole arc worthwhile. This thing just screams for a good defense lawyer show.


Ailleann - Dec 13, 2006 5:05:41 am PST #5922 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

House: Are there any shows set in New Jersey? I suppose a NY lawyer would do. I'm half-expecting Stacy to show up, but I don't think she's a trial lawyer.


Jessica - Dec 13, 2006 5:09:22 am PST #5923 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Avenging Unicorn Play Set

DUDE. This is made of awesome.


SuziQ - Dec 13, 2006 5:19:04 am PST #5924 of 10007
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

House: What everyone else has said about Tritter. Connie, I'm with you.

They have mentioned histiocytosis before as a possible diagnosis for other patients, but this is the first time it has been THE diagnosis. Once again I thank my lucky stars that K-Bug's doctors caught it early in her and that she never had any brain involvement.


shrift - Dec 13, 2006 5:29:21 am PST #5925 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dear Friday Night Lights,

I'd love to discuss your latest episode, I really would. But unfortunately I am currently too busy having incredibly dirty thoughts about Tim Riggins in drag. Keep being awesome, little show!

love,
shrift


Ailleann - Dec 13, 2006 5:30:20 am PST #5926 of 10007
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Suzi, something similar happened to my friend. The day after the episode where House said "it's never lupus!", my friend was actually diagnosed with lupus. I cracked up when lupus was namedropped this last episode.