Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Dec 12, 2006 5:31:38 am PST #5687 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nilly, I was looking at your post number thinking 5+6=8+3. That's a lot of math for me this time of a morning.


shrift - Dec 12, 2006 5:36:31 am PST #5688 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Whyfor the almost passing out?

I am thinking it was a nastier than normal hypoglycemic reaction, which probably means that I need to get up earlier and eat breakfast before leaving for work. Somehow I kept my balance and didn't keel over onto anyone's lap. I deserve cookies for this, yes.

Shrift, maybe you want to not drink so much in the mornings before going to work.

It was just a couple of screwdrivers! They're healthy! They've got orange juice and everything!


megan walker - Dec 12, 2006 5:40:14 am PST #5689 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

OMG, mac is a cutiehead!! I can't wait to see pictures of him and his mom together in the big city.


Nilly - Dec 12, 2006 5:42:33 am PST #5690 of 10007
Swouncing

Oh, sara, I hope your schedule for feeling better is going to work. Are you able to at least minimize work to your poor head?

Cashmere! Yay you! I hardly ever post my "hey, post #!" anymore, I don't always think them out loud, so I'm even happier than other people do!


Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 5:50:15 am PST #5691 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

Frak! Is Gud around? The ass-hole former attorney general of Kansas, just got elected to fill the local county attorney general office of the guy that beat him!

Really? I know some people who know him personally rather than publicly and they think he is a jerk too sometimes what you see is what you get.

Mac is quite adorable.


Theodosia - Dec 12, 2006 6:10:03 am PST #5692 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Personally, I always prepare for almost-passing-out-on-public-transportation by not wearing high heels.


sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 6:11:47 am PST #5693 of 10007

I'm definitely going shopping for more effective drugs tonight. They'll make me even flakier than I already am (which is pretty flaky,) but at least some of the other symptoms will lessen.


bon bon - Dec 12, 2006 6:17:57 am PST #5694 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I recently went to a storytelling show where one comedian described a year where he worked all three shifts, getting about six hours of sleep a week. It was horrifying and hilarious. Anyway, he had somehow trained himself to sleep on the train and wake up right at his stop-- he would freak people out by waking up from a sound sleep and then bounding straight from his seat out the door at the correct stop.

Of course, he also woke up in Coney Island sometimes.


Jesse - Dec 12, 2006 6:19:56 am PST #5695 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I hate being a young, healthy-looking person and feeling like I'm going to pass out on public transportation, heels or no heels -- it's hard to feel like you can ask someone for a seat.


shrift - Dec 12, 2006 6:30:28 am PST #5696 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Totally, Jesse. I was thiiis close to claiming I was pregnant or something. Well, actually I considered that for half a second, realized I'd ruin the lie by laughing hysterically, and then considered bribery.

Then my vision whited out and my ears tuned into static.

If it happens again, I'm gonna ask for a seat.