No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Dec 08, 2006 12:40:32 pm PST #5190 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yeah, 33--he was 30 when he was baptized, and had a three-year ministry (according to the gospels).


tommyrot - Dec 08, 2006 12:44:09 pm PST #5191 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, 33--he was 30 when he was baptized, and had a three-year ministry (according to the gospels).

Oh yeah - that makes sense.

I guess that just like math knowledge, there's a half-life for Jesus knowledge if you don't use it....


Topic!Cindy - Dec 08, 2006 1:04:24 pm PST #5192 of 10007
What is even happening?

IE 7 hates the Christopher Hitchens piece. Every time I open it, it gives me a message that it's encountered a problem and has to close, so I can't argue with him, this time. I'm nodding along with most of you, though.

It means that if Christopher Hitchens doesn't want to have sex with you, it doesn't matter whether or not you're funny.

Isn't he gay?

...

We just had Julia's (belated) birthday party. 10 little girls and I'm wiped out like I forged an icy river. They were very good, except for chasing Ben.

They're seven and eight years old.

Now I have to go check with people who'd know, to make sure my Narrator's okay.


amych - Dec 08, 2006 1:10:03 pm PST #5193 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

IE 7 hates the Christopher Hitchens piece.

For once, I agree with IE's taste.


Kathy A - Dec 08, 2006 1:22:33 pm PST #5194 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Cindy, your b-day story reminds me of listening to the radio this morning--the show hosts were commenting on their news guy's rather cranky attitude, and all they said was, "Five words--nine year old's birthday party."

Another request for Buffista opinions on the earrings I'm getting for the almost-14-y.o. niece for Christmas. I've decided to go for quantity instead of quality, as per y'alls suggestion from a few days ago, but I still want ones that don't look like my sister (who's into beading) might have made them. How about these?

The first pair since's she was born in March, the last because I always like getting Xmas earrings for the holidays, and the second because I think they're pretty and something a 14-y.o. might really like.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 08, 2006 1:23:22 pm PST #5195 of 10007
What is even happening?

Mozilla is not nearly so discerning...

And wait a minute, men are battered by nature? How's that again?


aurelia - Dec 08, 2006 1:31:40 pm PST #5196 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Metra is running now. It's been shut down for two hours, though, so seriously backed up. They're saying the shooter is dead, 3 others critical and one shot in the foot.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 08, 2006 1:33:44 pm PST #5197 of 10007
What is even happening?

Kathy, I like the first two. I might get them for my niece (14 yrs old, we have her in the family grab). I'm less sure about the third. How old is your niece, again?

Cindy, your b-day story reminds me of listening to the radio this morning--the show hosts were commenting on their news guy's rather cranky attitude, and all they said was, "Five words--nine year old's birthday party."

Same deal here, only it was an eight year old's birthday party. Few people around here have parties at home, any more. But although I love avoiding the pre and post-party cleaning, it gets expensive, and it's in a lot of ways more exhausting to watch out for the kids in a public party place. At least in my own house, I know they're not going to get lost or taken.


Strega - Dec 08, 2006 1:34:15 pm PST #5198 of 10007

and picking it apart is just too easy -- nobody with any chops does too many fart jokes, for example, they're cheap. its like working blue, it's crap.

I disagree that blue humor is inherently cheap or something only bad comedians do.


Jesse - Dec 08, 2006 1:36:53 pm PST #5199 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Office shooting -- yikes.

Jesus -- 33.

Christopher Hitchens -- married with kid(s). (I can't actually speak to his gay-ness or lack thereof.)

I think that's all I've got.