I'm wicked funny! And Jewish. And hefty. So I don't count, I guess. WhatEv!!!
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Dec 08, 2006 12:11:45 pm PST #5173 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jesse - Dec 08, 2006 12:12:14 pm PST #5174 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My mother never knows how old I am either -- she was shocked to learn that it's my Jesus year coming up. (WOO HOO JESUS YEAR!!)
Trudy Booth - Dec 08, 2006 12:20:45 pm PST #5175 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm wicked funny! And Jewish. And hefty. So I don't count, I guess. WhatEv!!!
You should consider being professionally Lesbian.
Allyson - Dec 08, 2006 12:25:55 pm PST #5176 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I wonder if my chances would be better with women, now that I think of it.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2006 12:26:03 pm PST #5177 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My mother's funnier than my father. Don't tell him I said that. Or her, really. But she's so damned random. She has that absent-minded professor thing mixed with some vintage bubbly blonde, and is yet perfectly capable of a wide mix of things.
Early one birthday morning she sent me a rambly email about how she was having insomnia and was thinking of me and wasn't quite sure why but maybe it's because 30-odd years ago to the minute she was in terrible terrible pain and it was because of me.
This is how I know she never forgets.
aurelia - Dec 08, 2006 12:27:15 pm PST #5178 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I hope none of our Chi'istas work in the Citibank building downtown, or travel thru the Ogilvie metra station. The whole place is in lockdown.
ChiKat - Dec 08, 2006 12:31:09 pm PST #5179 of 10007
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I hope none of our Chi'istas work in the Citibank building downtown, or travel thru the Ogilvie metra station. The whole place is in lockdown.
Yikes. I know brenda doesn't work there and neither do I. I wonder where Narrator is.
Kat - Dec 08, 2006 12:32:55 pm PST #5180 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
howcome, aurelia?
My afternoon classes gave my subs hell yesterday. Today, they are silent and as well-behaved a group as one could hope for. It helps that I went all medieval on their asses and am torturing them with copying out of a book. Which we might do every day until the end of the year, because they are quiet this way. And when they are quiet, I don't feel so vomitty.
I'm allergic to my 5th and 6th period classes.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2006 12:32:55 pm PST #5181 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just got an email from a friend. Guess I'll be taking the CTA home....
Kathy A - Dec 08, 2006 12:33:10 pm PST #5182 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
ChiKat, are you going to be home tonight?