Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Dec 04, 2006 11:12:09 am PST #4390 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I hate to imagine shaving one's armpits with a straight razor. And it's not exactly the thing you sit down in a barber's chair and ask someone else to do, you know?

Although that might be funny!

Other irritating habits of the mainstream:

  • Such an overwhelming expectation of shark attacks that the much-higher likelihood of drowning is overlooked.
  • Turning everything into a competition
  • Yuppification
  • office cubes


brenda m - Dec 04, 2006 11:13:19 am PST #4391 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee. I think I have an LJ icon of that dog. That and the batman pug.

This is why I can never own a pug. I'd scar it for life playing dress-up.

(Hey, I said it was *different*. I didn't say I was immune.)


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2006 11:14:23 am PST #4392 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lots of dogs in my 'hood wear coats at this time of year.

Are there doggie leather jackets? I bet a bulldog would look cute in a black leather motorcycle jacket.


brenda m - Dec 04, 2006 11:14:24 am PST #4393 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Great, another breed I can't have.

OMG, poor baby: [link] (Unless he ran away. Which is quite possible.)


aurelia - Dec 04, 2006 11:14:36 am PST #4394 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

He's also, apparently, a klutz, so maybe he'll never grow into that weird taffy-pulled body of his.

Speaking of Paddywack (thank you, Plei, for that way around a name I couldn't possibly spell), is it the character of Sam or the actor who has an injured wrist/hand on Spn? I've been wondering if I'm supposed to remember how that happened.

On the Bolton resignation, surely this was a written announcement:

"He served his country with extraordinary dedication and skill, assembling coalitions that addressed some of the most consequential issues facing the international community," the president said. "During his tenure, he articulately advocated the positions and values of the United States and advanced the expansion of democracy and liberty."

I can't imagine "articulately" as spoken by W.


sarameg - Dec 04, 2006 11:14:49 am PST #4395 of 10007

I recall a story (in one of my middle school texts, I think) in which the fallen civilization was buried in junk mail and the toilet seat was interpreted as a headdress. You'd strap the seat cover to your forehead with a ribbon reading "Sanitized for your protection."

The Nacerima thing reminded me of that.


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2006 11:15:43 am PST #4396 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OMG, poor baby: [link]

I think that dog ran away just so he wouldn't have to wear the bee suit anymore.


brenda m - Dec 04, 2006 11:16:23 am PST #4397 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Did you see my edit?


Allyson - Dec 04, 2006 11:16:47 am PST #4398 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Funny mistake in headline at Whedonesque:

Chiwetel Ejiofor on Colin Ferguson According to this week's TV Guide Magazine, Chiwetel Ejiofor (the Operative of "Serenity") is scheduled to be on the Colin Ferguson talk show on CBS Mon. night/Tues. morning Dec. 4/5, 12:35 AM, discussing "Children of Men."

It's just, you know, with the slash and the MPREGy topic, and...okay.


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2006 11:20:37 am PST #4399 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh. Did you see my edit?

Heh. Not until you mentioned it....