I assumed Flea meant cosmtic botox. We use all sorts of poison for medical reasons.

My only issue with cosmetic botox is that it doesn't make you look younger, just perpetually surprised. Which for most people is not an improvement over natural aging.

I assume that is bad botox and there is good ones we don't notice.

[link] The Nacirema article is now public domain, linked from wikipedia. I haven't read it yet, but there seems to be something about tooth-brushing...

I assumed Flea meant cosmtic botox.

I read that as 'cosmic catbox.'

Yeah, I definitely feel like compared to everyone else I know/work with, I'm wearing entirely Too Much Makeup.

But I like it, so, whatev.

ok...maybe that is a regional thing. I do live in the Land of the Hooples.

From the (1956) article: "Still other rites are used to make women's breasts larger if they are small, and smaller if they are large. General dissatisfaction with breast shape is symbolized in the fact that the ideal form is virtually outside the range of human variation. A few women afflicted with almost inhuman hypermammary development are so idolized that they make a handsome living by simply going from village to village and permitting the natives to stare at them for a fee."

Is that even a wank? Why lie about something so lame if all you're going to talk about is Harry Potter? She left a flounceapology on her LJ that fessed up to her lameness and wanting to make an identity for herself that she always wanted.

It's a lame-ass lie, but it's also ne plus ultra lame that it got wanked and made f_w.

What would you add (or delete)?

Clothing for pets.

Don't they have to lip-synch in addition to the staring?

Sometimes hairless cats need sweaters during winter....