This is when I'm very happy to have a hands-on landlord who lives two houses down. In fact, he's already set the trap just now.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Nov 15, 2006 9:28:19 am PST #424 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
beekaytee - Nov 15, 2006 9:30:25 am PST #425 of 10007
Compassionately intolerant
Tom & Jerry cartoons, maybe?
Logical, but I'm pretty sure it was live action. I remember it as being similar in tone to Wonka saying,"Stop, murder, police."
Gonna bug me for days, that one.
eta: weird dyslexic moment. I typed 'life' and then I fixed it...with an f. Sigh. Miswired brain strikes again.
Kathy A - Nov 15, 2006 9:44:48 am PST #426 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I was just looking through the NPR website, and saw an article about cranberries. Unfortunately, this got me thinking of my favorite candy store, a place in Coos Bay, Oregon called Cranberry Sweets and More, and now I'm craving Iced Cranberry Pistachio Shortbread and my favorite candy in the whole world, their Pates De Fruits, which are sweet and yet packed with fruity flavor. I haven't ordered them in a few years, but I'm really tempted to get some of those Marion Blackberry and Key Lime fruits...
tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 9:50:52 am PST #427 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've never played The Sims before, but now they have pets! [link] And you can dress them up!
eta:
EA and Maxis come up with one more reason to stay in the house with your Sims. This time, it's furry.
So no hairless cats?
beekaytee - Nov 15, 2006 9:56:56 am PST #428 of 10007
Compassionately intolerant
I've never played The Sims before, but now they have pets!
I've never even been tempted before...until just now. I'd love to see the Sim version of my Basselmation!
bon bon - Nov 15, 2006 10:03:49 am PST #429 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I just read that Google established a $200MM reserve for YouTube-related legal liabilities: [link]
Did I ever tell you guys about the time YouTube punched my grandma?
Pix - Nov 15, 2006 10:05:16 am PST #430 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
YouTube bit my sister.
Cashmere - Nov 15, 2006 10:05:28 am PST #431 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.
I think I might have slipped on YouTube and fallen down.
Pix - Nov 15, 2006 10:07:02 am PST #432 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
YouTube bit my sister and then got her pregnant.
tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 10:07:10 am PST #433 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
YouTube promised me it had the lowest price in town for muffler repair, but then I found a cheaper place after I had YouTube do the work.