Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Dec 02, 2006 8:40:52 pm PST #4168 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, goddammit! I totally thought she was kidding, she is not.


quester - Dec 02, 2006 8:42:03 pm PST #4169 of 10007
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

ita, that link took me to phonetrace.org, was that what it was supposed to do?


§ ita § - Dec 02, 2006 8:46:27 pm PST #4170 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, goddammit! I totally thought she was kidding, she is not.

I'm finally totally up front about my link and it's some weird cry-wolf thing, huh?

I'm guessing you didn't put in a number, quester.


quester - Dec 02, 2006 8:47:54 pm PST #4171 of 10007
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Oh, no I didn't.

eta: now I get it.


SailAweigh - Dec 02, 2006 8:48:27 pm PST #4172 of 10007
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

humans are pre-disposed to be attracted to beauty.

Actually, we're pre-disposed to be attracted to symmetry. The more symmetrical the person's face/body, the fewer genetic abnormalities.


quester - Dec 02, 2006 8:54:14 pm PST #4173 of 10007
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Sail! You're right. I knew I was mis-remembering something.


Lee - Dec 02, 2006 9:01:40 pm PST #4174 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita's link was wrong, and traumatic, and still kind of funny.


Allyson - Dec 02, 2006 9:04:49 pm PST #4175 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm pretty damn symmetrical, and yet, it's not really working out for me.

I can't believe people click ita's links. I mean, she even WARNS people, and yet, I see people clicking the links.

What gives? You're all the same people who slow down to look at accidents on the opposite side of the freeway, right?

Next time traffic is at a standstill for no particular reason, I'll think to myself, Somewhere a few miles up the freeway, bon bon is clicking one of ita's links. Fucking rubbernecking link-clicking bon. She does this every morning on the 405.


Trudy Booth - Dec 02, 2006 9:05:57 pm PST #4176 of 10007
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wasn't beauty more currency for the privileged? I'd imagine, for men whose wives had to do stuff for everyone to get by, indicators of their practicality would be better currency--what is then attractive is what suits them best for the task. Childbearing hips, perhaps, or strong hands for working in the fields.

I doubt it. I don't think there are many old ballads or folk tales or poems about the guy who gets lucky and finds a nice sturdy bride. I could be wrong, but I don't know of any, "Oh, shallst I e're be worthy of her excellent threshing?"


omnis_audis - Dec 02, 2006 9:12:30 pm PST #4177 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

tee hee hee hee.

Just ordered a bit of costuming for KT and ND's party next week. Hopefully it arrives in time. Hopefully it goes over well. 'taint much, but it's naughty.

Tee hee hee hee :)