Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2006 5:49:07 pm PST #3905 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pillows that look like giant anti-depressant pills

Prozac, Thorazine, Zoloft is a group of large pillows crafted out of hand latch-hooked rugs, which have been sewn together and stuffed. These soft, oversized anti-psychotics and anti-depressants provide a different kind of comfort than their prescription counterparts. The time consuming nature of the latch-hook process provides a sufficiently mind-numbing effect. Latch hooking is a simple but tedious craft that has traditionally been used to depict idealized and romanticized images from domesticity and nature.


Kat - Nov 30, 2006 5:54:11 pm PST #3906 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

is it bad I've wondered how you beat your students into NOT going there?

I basically say, "Yep. My name sounds like a bad word in spanish. Right now is your one opportunity to laugh about it. But after this moment if you do it, you WILL regret it." What's the Willow quote about vague threats?

Nope. not going the divorce route.

Cass, I'm doing fontifier anyhow, even with the crap handwriting. Because the crap handwriting is MY handwriting. Allyson, though, has the most beautiful penmanship. I want her to do it so I can have an Allyson font on my computer.


Cass - Nov 30, 2006 6:03:25 pm PST #3907 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nope. not going the divorce route.
It's best to avoid it. But I have no worries with you anyway...

Cass, I'm doing fontifier anyhow, even with the crap handwriting. Because the crap handwriting is MY handwriting. Allyson, though, has the most beautiful penmanship. I want her to do it so I can have an Allyson font on my computer.
I really do want mine as well. I just have to try it on a Good Handwriting Day.

Can we all have the Allyson font? It can look pretty and snark for us.


sarameg - Nov 30, 2006 6:05:33 pm PST #3908 of 10007

I figured something like that. Puke on them! With that age, you have to do a preemptive strike. Hell, I altered the Oscar Meyer song to impugne my moronic 7th grade algebra teacher Mrs. O'Hara. (My bologne has a first name, it's O H A R A...) In my defense, she had no business teaching that class. Her student teacher did the first semester, my dad via me did the second one.

Allyson does have lovely script. When I work at it, I like my handwriting. My journals of earlier are lovely and slanty and spikey, which I like. But I got lazy.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2006 6:27:10 pm PST #3909 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Post-Purchase Deity Evaluation Form

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tommyrot - Nov 30, 2006 7:12:43 pm PST #3910 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is ita around? This makes no sense - as in 'how could anyone believe this was true?'

Yanagiryuken is master of Daitouryu-aikido. He uses mysterious 'chi'power (first video), he claims to be undefeated in 200 bouts because of his force-like non contact power. He's finally defeated (second video). Hilarious!

Yeah, in the first video, he "defeats" all these opponents without even touching them. In the second video he gets his ass kicked.

Link to Digg story: [link]

Link to the two videos: [link]


Connie Neil - Nov 30, 2006 7:23:48 pm PST #3911 of 10007
brillig

“Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw.”

"Blue punch buggy!"


DavidS - Nov 30, 2006 8:18:35 pm PST #3912 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, I am glad the NYTimes is doing so much coverage on Africa and the sex slave trade worldwide.

But damn it's depressing to think about all the children out there in sexual slavery or just targets for abuse without any cultural restraint against it.

Why the humans gotta suck so much?

Whatever traces of cultural relativism I've had are now fully erased and I'm back to inalienable human rights enforced at the point of a gun (if necessary).

Humans from earth. Always with the disapointment.


brenda m - Nov 30, 2006 8:27:42 pm PST #3913 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Just looked at the regional weather radar--looks like this storm is going to completely avoid the northern 'burbs up here!

Really? Ice storm here, big time.


§ ita § - Nov 30, 2006 9:19:20 pm PST #3914 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy, that guy is insane. I'm not entirely sure why he bothered going ahead with that fight--I'm smirking at the allegations that he promised to close his school if defeated and that the promise has now been deleted from his website.

Awful head day today. Migraines with and without pain. Stupid stupid stupid.