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Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 28, 2006 5:35:13 am PST #3341 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

McDonald's has filed a patent application for sandwich-making:

Patent application WO2006068865 relates to the "pre-assembly of sandwich components and simultaneous preparation of different parts of the same sandwich". It covers the "simultaneous toasting of a bread component" and heating a "meat and/or cheese filling". And it says the company has invented a way to add garnishes and condiments using a "sandwich assembly tool".

The patent says McDonald's wants to cut down on the time and labour required to put its sandwiches together. The company also wants them to look and taste the same and has come up with what it describes as "novel methods" to put them together.

The assembly tool contains a "cavity" into which the sandwich-maker places the garnish ("including, but not limited to, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, pickles, chilli, coleslaw, giardinera, peppers, spinach, radishes, olives, egg, cooked bacon and cheese") and the condiments ("ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, sauces, relish, oils, salt, pepper, barbecue sauce, steak sauce, hot sauce, dressings including salad dressings, yogurt, butter, margarine and liquid or semi-liquid cheese").

A "bread component" is then placed over the cavity and the assembly tool "inverted" to tip out the contents. "Typically, a sandwich filling will thereafter be placed in the bread component," the 55-page patent explains. "Often the sandwich filling is the source of the name of the sandwich, for example - ham sandwich."


Theodosia - Nov 28, 2006 5:39:43 am PST #3342 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Mmmmmm, sounds delicious.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 28, 2006 5:40:57 am PST #3343 of 10007
What is even happening?

I recently read a blog where someone called him Fed-Ex. Which I think is brilliant.

I saw that, and agree. Do you remember where, Kristen?


Jessica - Nov 28, 2006 5:41:43 am PST #3344 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've seen it a bunch of places, but I can't remember who was first.


sj - Nov 28, 2006 5:42:24 am PST #3345 of 10007
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Best wishes for your trip, msbelle!


Amy - Nov 28, 2006 5:43:34 am PST #3346 of 10007
Because books.

I know I saw the Fed-Ex thing on gofugyourself but I don't know if they were the first ones to use it.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 28, 2006 5:45:14 am PST #3347 of 10007
What is even happening?

A pretty funny parody of Intelligent Design stuff....

It is funny, but I've got to say some "science" stuff I read really needs quotation marks. Was it you who posted/linked to a theory here last week, about parallel universes (or something along those lines). While my first thought was, "Cool!" my second thought was, "And that's science as opposed to faith, just how, exactly?"


tommyrot - Nov 28, 2006 5:49:03 am PST #3348 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was it you who posted/linked to a theory here last week, about parallel universes

...sounds like something I might do....


beth b - Nov 28, 2006 5:56:09 am PST #3349 of 10007
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

on NPR yesterday they were talkingabout how to make a universe. Is it sad that I kept thinking , but where would you put it?


shrift - Nov 28, 2006 5:59:18 am PST #3350 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

They were supposed to post signs in the building lobby telling us which elevators were in use while they repair the collapsing ceiling.

Not so much with the signage today.