Yeah. He's my hero.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Nov 24, 2006 11:59:20 am PST #2765 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Please eat turkey.

I swear I'm going to finish writing this weekend. I swear. In between pies.


§ ita § - Nov 24, 2006 11:59:35 am PST #2766 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Turkey brushed with bacon fat is a damned pretty good idea.

I suddenly crave turkey. Or at least a Marie Callendars where I can get my monthly dose of sodium in one of their turkey lunches.


StolenCubicle - Nov 24, 2006 12:00:34 pm PST #2767 of 10007
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

I love pie. It remind me of pi which reminds me of a bizarre incident a couple years back involving mathematicians and blueberries

Dutch Apple Pie practically saved my life, so it pretty much owns my soul.


Allyson - Nov 24, 2006 12:03:13 pm PST #2768 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ooooh. what happened to his foot?


Lee - Nov 24, 2006 12:03:32 pm PST #2769 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So, Emily and her dad just came over, more than an hour before I was expecting them. Kind of wish I'd combed my hair earlier.


§ ita § - Nov 24, 2006 12:06:17 pm PST #2770 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

what happened to his foot?

He's had a long-standing chronic problem with it, and he just got surgery to remedy it. I suggested having you swing by and take him to Big Bear, since his GF is out of town, but he couldn't have handled the drive.


NoiseDesign - Nov 24, 2006 12:08:26 pm PST #2771 of 10007
Our wings are not tired

So when will you be getting a platinum credit card to flash us with on commercials?

With theatre salaries? No time soon.


Allyson - Nov 24, 2006 12:14:02 pm PST #2772 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We had thanksgiving with him anyway. There was a marathon on scifi.

But i can bring him a plate on Sunday when I get back.


§ ita § - Nov 24, 2006 12:15:13 pm PST #2773 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There was a marathon on scifi.

Oh, cute!

His GF will be back Sunday, so he'll be taken care of then. I've told him to work the pity angle, but I know he won't even try.


Lee - Nov 24, 2006 12:18:08 pm PST #2774 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Okay, back to the crack puzzle. After lots of help, I am down to only a handful of empty words. Who knows these:

In the Microsoft box, the one linking Red Forman and Microsoft, and the two linking boot to Windows.

In the drugs box, the two linking bomb to drugs.

In the spam box, the one linked just to spam that isn't phishing, and the one linked just to plastic surgery that isn't nip/tuck.

eta: If anyone wants some hints on any others, let me know.