We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Narrator - Nov 24, 2006 10:59:34 am PST #2741 of 10007
The evil is this way?

Lucky for me I don't exist,

No, no. I am the one who doesn't exist. You are Joss. Or mebbe Tim. I disremember.


ThomasW - Nov 24, 2006 11:01:48 am PST #2742 of 10007
Anything for a weird life.

Joss is not on the boards. Just like you don't see (Live!)Jesus in church, you wouldn't see Joss here.

The others of the Ten are DXMachina, Aimee, FayJay, billytea, and msbelle. In true Buffista fashion, the short and stylish term "Ten" was chosen over the clunkier (though more accurate) Fourteen.


StolenCubicle - Nov 24, 2006 11:03:55 am PST #2743 of 10007
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

I kinda want to see what (Live!)Jesus would be like in church now.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 24, 2006 11:04:34 am PST #2744 of 10007
What is even happening?

That's Fourteen comma Gang of, thank yew veddy much.

You know, I've been meaning to say something, but it really is terribly selfish of you to go to all the trouble of making up and registering a sockpuppet of your own when you could've just waited for some lone cowboy to ride into town and wish us all out of existence. Inefficient use of company resources and all that.

That's just the roomba talking. Typing. "You" know what "I" mean.


StolenCubicle - Nov 24, 2006 11:06:32 am PST #2745 of 10007
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

Scratch that. I want to lock (Live!) Jesus in a room with (Live!) Krishna and (Live!) Ghandi and see how long it takes them to start braiding each others hair.

Two kittens says Krishna thinks it up, but Jesus is the first to submit himself to braiding.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 24, 2006 11:06:55 am PST #2746 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I mean...I can't eat Doritos, all right.

No big loss.They stopped making taco flavor years ago, and last year fixed the unbroken nacho cheese recipe, going from nummy goodness to NewImprovedAssFlavor!


Allyson - Nov 24, 2006 11:09:41 am PST #2747 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We're going to the zoo tomorrow!

And going to the spa today.

And making s'mores!

Um. Hm. Oh, and then watching Drive.

But right now, lori is giving us a play-by-play of a meercat fight.


StolenCubicle - Nov 24, 2006 11:10:35 am PST #2748 of 10007
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

Huzzah! Spa treatment!


ThomasW - Nov 24, 2006 11:13:26 am PST #2749 of 10007
Anything for a weird life.

I kinda want to see what (Live!)Jesus would be like in church now.

for bonus points, Ted Haggard's New Life Church, or Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church.

"What?! I never said- What in my name are you doing, preaching intolerance like that?"


Topic!Cindy - Nov 24, 2006 11:15:08 am PST #2750 of 10007
What is even happening?

No big loss.They stopped making taco flavor years ago, and last year fixed the unbroken nacho cheese recipe, going from nummy goodness to NewImprovedAssFlavor!

I don't know if I ever had the Taco Flavor. I did have a thing for Cool Ranch Doritos, though. My sons refuse to eat those, and are Nacho Cheese loyalists, despite the change. My daughter would rather not eat, and is a devoted to the Cool Ranch, too.