Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 24, 2006 9:44:38 am PST #2712 of 10007
What is even happening?

I prefer fresh green beans (although just steamed) to the casserole, and would choose them over the casserole, except ever since I've been unable to tolerate MSG, I suddenly LOVE AND MISS everything I avoid that has it, or might, even if I didn't love the stuff when I could eat it (e.g. instant Ramen soups, canned soups, etc.).


Topic!Cindy - Nov 24, 2006 9:45:08 am PST #2713 of 10007
What is even happening?

I mean...I can't eat Doritos, all right.


DavidS - Nov 24, 2006 9:57:30 am PST #2714 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I mean...I can't eat Doritos, all right.

::camera cranes to high overhead shot of Cindy standing in the rain shaking her fists at the Heavens screaming, "Nooooooooo!"::


Topic!Cindy - Nov 24, 2006 10:09:14 am PST #2715 of 10007
What is even happening?

No French Onion dip with my chips, either. Most Chinese restaurants are off limits. I can't eat soups or gravies (not even at restaurants) I haven't prepared myself, from scratch, unless I read the label of everything packaged product used in preparation.

Feel my pain, Hec. Feel my pain, or I'll mock the arsenic hours.


Vortex - Nov 24, 2006 10:15:00 am PST #2716 of 10007
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, is there a recipe for this bread, online?

yes, there is, but I have it bookmarked on my work computer. I actually linked to the recipe either here or in Bitches, so you might be able to threadsuck and find it. it was in the New York Times a few weeks ago.

Oh, and if you want to see how mine came out: [link]

It's kind of flat. Will be great with soup or for croutons.


ThomasW - Nov 24, 2006 10:15:17 am PST #2717 of 10007
Anything for a weird life.

Some of you Natterers may recall a hypothesis from a friend of StolenCubicle's from a couple of days ago, on how there are really only an elite few Buffistas with mad skills at speed-typing and a few remote computers for the illusion of different IPs.

Yeah, that was me.

So anyways, i just joined because all 10 of you are awesomely cool people and i've been lurking in Natter for a while anyway. Hellos to Hec, T!C, Teppy, Nilly, Ita, Victor, Shrift, the Dread Pirate Minear, and all of their pseuds.

I'm conspiracy theorizing right now, AIFG!


StolenCubicle - Nov 24, 2006 10:15:42 am PST #2718 of 10007
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

I'm sorry connie, you have my sympathies.


Lee - Nov 24, 2006 10:17:28 am PST #2719 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So I guess the question really is, which one of them is posting as which one(s) of us?


StolenCubicle - Nov 24, 2006 10:17:50 am PST #2720 of 10007
"I love their text! It just has so much sub."

Thomas! What are you thinking! You forgot meara!

And also, fool! They'll try and silence you.


Lee - Nov 24, 2006 10:19:34 am PST #2721 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Or at least correct you-- it's ita, never Ita, and generally shrift, not Shrift.