Oh, gods yes.
I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2006 8:18:02 am PST #2573 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
meara - Nov 23, 2006 8:18:16 am PST #2574 of 10007
I bought a kosher turkey (from KosherMart!) a few years back, because of the whole brining thing. Unfortunately, what that meant was that it also wasn't very well plucked. Ew? I want my dead bird to be less bird-y.
ita, I love that link to the Grover thing. Love. I own "Monster at the End of This Book", still.
Cindy, how and why did you botch THREE pies?? And still have the energy to make a fourth? I'm impressed.
Allyson - Nov 23, 2006 8:25:36 am PST #2575 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
lori is sharpening knives. So far, we have found no guns.
Kat - Nov 23, 2006 8:28:14 am PST #2576 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I know!!! I can hear the scary knives...
Scrappy - Nov 23, 2006 8:35:28 am PST #2577 of 10007
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I got up and wlaked the dog and then did Pilates. DH has already made the vegetable dish we are bringing to dinner, so my next exciting task is to dye my hair and then try to style it in some way so that my hideous new haircut does not look a. matronly or b. insane. This, sadly, may not be possible.
DavidS - Nov 23, 2006 8:39:07 am PST #2578 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
then try to style it in some way so that my hideous new haircut does not look a. matronly or b. insane. This, sadly, may not be possible.
You can always do lots of twists and barrettes or clippy things. If your bangs are feeling too short, you might try spiking them with gel (down not up), or sleeking them to the side.
Worst case scenario? Sleek the whole thing back and you're a red hot Scrappy anyway.
§ ita § - Nov 23, 2006 8:40:09 am PST #2579 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Go with insane, Robin.
This morning was a krav flag football thing they do every T-day. Not that I went. Just mentioning it because it's cute. All I have on my plate today is kettlebell, if my headache subsides enough and my partner can get away, and then checking out the new Denzel Washington movie.
Scrappy - Nov 23, 2006 8:41:28 am PST #2580 of 10007
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Thanks for the consult, Hec! I think I will go the barrette route.
DavidS - Nov 23, 2006 8:41:42 am PST #2581 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Nov 23, 2006 8:42:23 am PST #2582 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think I will go the barrette route.
That will look freakin' adorable on you.