I think asshat is coming into common use. Just heard it on Ghost Whisperer.

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I don't know if I'm Jew enough for JDate. I don't observe the Sabbath, and bacon is fantastic.

Really, very few people on JDate, at least in most cities, are observant. Most of the observant people have moved over to Frumster by now.

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Frumster! Sorry--that's a great name.

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And the lady when I called made it seem like it wouldn't be quite that immediate them repossessing my car or anything.

Heh. I got one of those the other day but it *was* about my car. For something under $37... They'd just ignored my last (automatically sent by the bank) payment because it was for more than the total loan amount.

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Finally caught up with S60...maybe I'm reading different gossip rags than Sorkin is, but I'm pretty sure I've never read anything, ever, anywhere, about a President of Programming at any network. Ever.

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S60...maybe I'm reading different

I am finding that the less I know, or more importantly think, about Sorkin, the more I like S60. Ignorance is entertaining, not bliss, but it will do.

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It's Friday night. I'm putting off watching the Sci Fi Friday and catching up on Spooks by importing all my TV/movie sound effects/quotations into the iTunes on my Powerbook.

God, I remember when it was all the rage to customise the sound events in Windows.

I just hit "Help! Help! Somebody save me!" by Tweety Bird, and it's cracking me up unduly.

I know I had a life at one time. Perhaps it's in the other room.

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Yesterday I get a "Will proceed to collections toute suite" bill. For $12. Because apparently I should have paid that off when I first got the bill for $700. The rest of the amount has gone away, which is quite nice. And the lady when I called made it seem like it wouldn't be quite that immediate them repossessing my car or anything.

I had something ridiculous like that for testing I had with Olivia. I went to a different hospital than usual (my OB trainied there and he sent all his high risk/aging moms there for testing). Their billing was so screwed I never quite knew what I was paying. And while I was waiting for the insurance company to sort it out, I kept getting calls. Every two days. Asking me to pay. The bill was less than $30.

Needless to say, with all the harassment, I waited until the last possible minute to pay the damn thing.

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although the new 'do really suits her, I can't look at her haircut too long, without going to a Rosemary's Baby sort of place.

Definitely looks like a cult initiation thing. But cute!

It's certainly a striking haircut, I agree. I don't know that I like it on her, though.

Wha?!

It makes her look way too angular and gaunt,

Nuh-uh!

and sort of like the cult shaved her head when she signed up.

That's the best part about cults! Manson Women, Synonon, Vestal Virgins, Catholic Nuns, Buddhist Nuns. If it weren't for the head shaving I wouldn't even like cults.

I was never fond of her Joey Potter long long long do-nothing hair, but this is a little....extreme.

Hey, little Miss Ex-Vanilla. Guess who's not allowed to make that call anymore?

ION, the baby? She cries. Incessantly. Well, sometimes she's more fussing than crying. She's fed. She's changed. She cries. This leads to conversations like this:

Me: So, when do we have the baby scheduled for being smiley? By Christmas maybe?
JZ: Yeah, that's what I put on the calendar.
Me: Because I think I will enjoy the baby more when she's smiling instead of the part where she's screaming in our faces all the time.
JZ: I should've bumped her smiles up to Thanksgiving, huh?
Me: Yeah, I think so.

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If it weren't for the head shaving I wouldn't even like cults.

NATLBSB!

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