Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jan 09, 2007 10:37:27 am PST #9978 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Don't you have any infants to give 'sailor-mouth' to, or something?

Already done, my pet.

Why just this morning my sweet faced little pixie asked for, "A fucking waffle, already."


Topic!Cindy - Jan 09, 2007 10:37:31 am PST #9979 of 10004
What is even happening?

We could discuss Aimee's apostrophe abuse.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 09, 2007 10:37:56 am PST #9980 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'll whup you with a Cease & Desist Oh Stealer-of-my-IP-loinsy-thing, you.

Uh, yup.


Aims - Jan 09, 2007 10:38:14 am PST #9981 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''[slap slap slap]''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''


Atropa - Jan 09, 2007 10:38:16 am PST #9982 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, I think I'ma make an iron-on transfer of the Goblin bowling team and out it on a bright pink baby-tee.

Yes! You must do this.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 09, 2007 10:38:21 am PST #9983 of 10004
What is even happening?

Why just this morning my sweet faced little pixie asked for, "A fucking waffle, already."

This made me choke on thin air. I love Em.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 09, 2007 10:38:46 am PST #9984 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Why just this morning my sweet faced little pixie asked for, "A fucking waffle, already."

Yes, yes, but enough about Joe, how's Emeline?


Aims - Jan 09, 2007 10:39:15 am PST #9985 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll whup you with a Cease & Desist Oh Stealer-of-my-IP-loinsy-thing, you.

Which I will promptly turn into an iron transfer and make matching hot pants.


Atropa - Jan 09, 2007 10:39:32 am PST #9986 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh Stealer-of-my-IP-loinsy-thing

Honey, please don't use this phrase again. Ever. It makes my head hurt.

Why just this morning my sweet faced little pixie asked for, "A fucking waffle, already."

Hee!


Aims - Jan 09, 2007 10:39:52 am PST #9987 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

how's Emeline?

Just dandy. She whacked me in the head with Baby and said, "MOMMA! Why seepin'?"