Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jan 05, 2007 12:19:11 pm PST #9189 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

my sister couldn't complete a single sentence without at least one expletive. All this, while her chin was resting on her chest where her drink was also sitting because she was too drunk to straighten up.

I LIKE Pete's sister.


Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2007 12:19:27 pm PST #9190 of 10004
brillig

I'm waiting for Jilli to sneak up on Pete while he's napping, clutching an indelible pen in her lace-mitted hand . . .


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:19:35 pm PST #9191 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

To your time-out spot.

Again? Fuck.

wanders over to spot


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:20:06 pm PST #9192 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I LIKE Pete's sister.

You *ARE* Pete's sister.

goes back to spot


Atropa - Jan 05, 2007 12:20:43 pm PST #9193 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli: You got it wrong, it was my brother in law that was apologizing because my sister couldn't complete a single sentence without at least one expletive

Oh, that's right. I didn't remember because I think I was still too agog at the ... art? Decorative statues? The things. In the living room.

Of course, to be fair, Pete has to deal with *my* family a lot. And while I love my parents and think they're very cool, I will also admit they're barking mad.


Atropa - Jan 05, 2007 12:22:13 pm PST #9194 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I LIKE Pete's sister.

You *ARE* Pete's sister.

Oh, how awesome would that be?! Very, very awesome, let me tell you.

I'm waiting for Jilli to sneak up on Pete while he's napping, clutching an indelible pen in her lace-mitted hand . . .

Oh sure, Connie, talk about my clever plan. Now he'll be expecting it.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 05, 2007 12:22:31 pm PST #9195 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Because I am such a fine & upstanding pillar of the community, it is only to be expected that you ruffians would try to mock and ridicule my refined, and loomy, self.


Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2007 12:24:20 pm PST #9196 of 10004
brillig

you ruffians

It's 'cause we think you're . . .

. . . adorable.


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:24:45 pm PST #9197 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Loomy I'll give ya.

Refined?

I think not, my friend.


juliana - Jan 05, 2007 12:24:58 pm PST #9198 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I LIKE Pete's sister.

You *ARE* Pete's sister.

Oh, how awesome would that be?! Very, very awesome, let me tell you.

Yes, yes it would be. practices looming