Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2007 2:01:13 pm PST #8963 of 10004
brillig

Fuck a mousetrap. Someone go out there and invent a better uterus.

Where is my menopause! I was promised a menopause!


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2007 2:02:20 pm PST #8964 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps combine the two.

What kind of bait would you use?


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 2:03:40 pm PST #8965 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What kind of bait would you use?

To trap a menopause? That's a tricky question.


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2007 2:04:16 pm PST #8966 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I don't think I shared my niecphew xmas photo with y'all. It's damned cute: [link]


Astarte - Jan 04, 2007 2:04:39 pm PST #8967 of 10004
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Where is my menopause! I was promised a menopause!

Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be.


Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2007 2:05:09 pm PST #8968 of 10004
brillig

Aw, hand-holding. If I had a scanner, I'd put up a picture of me at 18 months and my next older sister at about 3.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 2:05:27 pm PST #8969 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't think I shared my niecphew xmas photo with y'all. It's damned cute:

Special seasonal stripey cuteness!


Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2007 2:06:04 pm PST #8970 of 10004
brillig

Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Cramps vs. hot flashes . . . I'm willing to make the experiment.


Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2007 2:09:14 pm PST #8971 of 10004
brillig

Holy. Hannah.

[link]

In a case fraught with ethical questions, the parents of a severely mentally and physically disabled child have stunted her growth to keep their little "pillow angel" a manageable and more portable size.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 2:10:34 pm PST #8972 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In a case fraught with ethical questions, the parents of a severely mentally and physically disabled child have stunted her growth to keep their little "pillow angel" a manageable and more portable size.

I was just reading about that earlier. I didn't know that was possible, actually. Now I'm afreared crazy people will try to keep their little kids as little kids.